1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,286 - Oh. - Hey 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:04,680 - What the "fug"? 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,609 - What's up? [car doors open, close] 4 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:07,881 - What the hell is that? - Yeah. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,923 - This is art, dude. Duh. 6 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,407 Okay, you see the Wall Street dude 7 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,410 with the sign on him that says, 'Wall Street Dudes Suck?" 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,841 he represents Wall Street dudes sucking. 9 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,689 - Why is he sucking in our yard, though? 10 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,450 - Oh, Blake said we could. 11 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,846 - Yeah, I thought you said you were making a tree house, 12 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,161 but this is- This is cool. 13 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,486 - That would've been cool. 14 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,965 - Karl, we're gonna head inside 15 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,127 and gear up for a bout-it-ass club opening 16 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,685 that we're going to. 17 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,808 And by the time we come out here looking fresh to death, 18 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,763 I want all of this art taken down. 19 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,087 - You don't take art down. Art takes you down. 20 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,406 - That's right. 21 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,851 - I don't understand a word he said. 22 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,405 - I thought you said they'd get it. 23 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,324 - They do, sir. They absolutely get it. 24 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,284 Listen, please don't embarrass me in front of Shame, okay. 25 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,010 He let me into his street-art collective, 26 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,566 and I'm happy for the first time since I bowled my 300. 27 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,126 I'm not wearing the ring right now, but I bowled it. 28 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,406 Ask anybody at the alley. 29 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,646 - Will you help me take this down? 30 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,046 I'm about to get savage. 31 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,043 - I would love to destroy this. I hate this kid. 32 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,168 I don't know why, but I fucking hate you, dude. 33 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,886 - Screw with my art, see what happens. 34 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,451 - What did he say? - Uh-oh. 35 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,369 - Okay, you comm' at me'? 36 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,606 I will come at you. 37 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,961 - Man versus child, here we go. 38 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,809 - Okay. all: Oh! 39 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,651 - Whoo, that's kind of cool. 40 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,370 - Yeah, you know, we dipped it in gasoline, 41 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,881 'cause big oil and, like, the way that they drill 42 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,411 and they're just, they got to... 43 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,204 - Oh! ' °“- Jeez! 44 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,606 - That's dangerous. 45 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,371 - Oh...a burning cross on my lawn. 46 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,966 - I'm not a KKK guy, but that looks magnificent. 47 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,448 [beatboxing] 48 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,689 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 49 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,484 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 50 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,047 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 51 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,361 - What are we thinking? 52 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,050 We thinking three buttons or more? 53 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,367 - Mm, I would say four or none at all. 54 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:47,925 - Good call, none at all. 55 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,486 - Beez, let's do this. 56 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:51,931 - I've got it. 57 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,326 I've got our million-dollar idea. 58 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,601 - All right. - Mm. 59 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,207 - What does every U.S. Citizen hate? 60 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,685 - Peppermint patties. - I like those. 61 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,040 - No, no, no. 62 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,050 They hate seeing the flag get burned. Yeah! 63 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,085 So I invented the unburnable American flag. 64 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,440 Boom! - Blake. 65 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,971 - It doesn't burn. I tried it out. 66 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,764 - Are you kidding me? - That's a bad one. 67 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,120 - That's a horrible idea, dude. - It's bad. 68 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,401 - Patrick Farnan's not gonna want 69 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,806 to invest in that idea, all right? 70 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,046 This is the guy who sold his tanning company 71 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,645 for six million bucks. 72 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,046 - Yeah, and he buys people's awesome ideas, 73 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,441 and then he transforms those idea people 74 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,642 into super-rich dudes with super-hard hair. 75 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:27,171 - Hence the hair. 76 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,725 - We're talking about Patrick Fartman. 77 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,002 That dude was, like, a total wankster in college. 78 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,884 - Do wanksters open their own nightclubs? 79 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,126 - They don't. - They don't, all right? 80 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,605 So please get dressed. 81 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,290 We're verging on- On fashionably late. 82 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,765 - Okay, I am dressed. 83 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,325 I'm not the one with my tits hanging out. 84 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,771 - That's stupid, dude. 85 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,484 I have so many more better ideas than you do, 86 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,404 right now, in the old noggin. 87 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,722 Uh, soap on a chain. 88 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,410 - Boom. - All-M&M trail mix. 89 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,846 - Bam. 90 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,769 - A shirt that doubles as a cool hat. 91 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,006 - We can call it a "shat." 92 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,531 Do you see how easy this is for us. 93 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,926 - That's a good idea. - It's crazy. 94 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,644 - That's a really good idea. - Wow! 95 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,922 - Oh, damn! 96 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,281 I ain't seen these nizzles since college. 97 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,846 What's Gucci, my nizzles? 98 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,803 - It's-our lives are so Gucci. - Yeah. 99 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,445 It's cool. It's cool. - Pleasure to see you. 100 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,006 - What's up? Long time, no smell, Fartman. 101 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,485 - Ha ha! You know what? 102 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,001 Actually, nobody calls me Fartman anymore. 103 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,531 My name's Patrick. 104 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,846 But, my nizzles, y'all can call me "Trick." 105 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,644 - Hey, Trick. - Trick daddy. 106 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,006 - Hey, bro. 107 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,804 What's that behind your ear? 108 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,649 - Nothing. - Whoop. 109 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,127 That's Tanfastic- My self-tanning cream. 110 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,561 All: Whoa! - How'd you do that? 111 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,841 - Cool. Thank you. 112 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,121 - Yeah, you got it. - Appreciate it. 113 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:37,040 - Dare I say it smells tan-amazing. 114 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:40,528 - All right, so, uh, where's the bar? 115 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,404 - Ha ha! Same old Blake. 116 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,170 Bars right in here. 117 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,645 But, actually, this is gonna be a little bit of a problem. 118 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,330 Mostly it's the shorts and the tank top, 119 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,566 and also the hair, I would say, is an issue. 120 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,444 - Ch, of course. I know, man. 121 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,210 It's got a mind of its own. Look out! It's attacking! 122 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,322 It's attacking everybody! Run! Run! 123 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,249 - Okay, chill. [chuckles] Look, I get it, man. 124 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,691 I'm punk rock too, dude. 125 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,491 I own every Good Charlotte CD. - So do I. 126 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,648 - You know, but this place here, this is for grown-ups. 127 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,962 So if you're gonna come in, I'm gonna need you to be grown, 128 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,206 my nizzle. 129 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,322 - Yeah. Uh, you know what? 130 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,761 I'm just gonna catch you later, okay, Fartman? 131 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,201 Hey, guys, go on in without me, okay? 132 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,402 Get a blowjob for me, a shot. 133 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,681 Not the actu- Well, actually, 134 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,643 just get a blow job any way you can. 135 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,888 - Excuse me. Wait, wait, wait, wait! 136 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,331 - What? - Get back here, dude. 137 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,566 Just go to the car and put on the clothes 138 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,045 that I brought for you. 139 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,725 - And harden your hair, for Christ's sake. 140 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,490 You look like an idiot. - Guys, I'm good, all right? 141 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,649 I'll just go hang out with Karl. Seriously, stay here. 142 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,444 Get those blowjobs... 143 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,130 anyway you can get 'em, man. 144 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,402 Karl. Hey, I found you. 145 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,682 - Hey, Belize, what's up? 146 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,081 - What are you doing? This looks cool. 147 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,565 - Oh, you know, just tagging this yoga studio, 148 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,245 teaching 'em to stretch something important- 149 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,646 their minds. 150 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,091 - I thought you guys were going after, 151 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,168 like, business dudes and banks and stuff. 152 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,520 - We already fought the banks. 153 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,324 Okay, but this so-called yoga studio 154 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,130 hastaken an ancient Indian art form 155 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,846 and mutated it into fucking Jazzercise 156 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,122 for rich moms and homosexuals. 157 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,890 - I couldn't understand a word he was saying. 158 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,287 - What's up with you anyway? You look pained. 159 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,289 Talk to me. 160 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,562 - Well, a couple of my friends ditched me tonight 161 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,409 to hang out with this big boss man, you know. 162 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,683 Guy was acting like the second coming of Master P, you know? 163 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,131 You heard me? [laughs] 164 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,401 He was a jerk. 165 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,170 Looks like a California Raisin. 166 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,362 - Do you like living in that cave of yours? 167 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,405 How about you come out of the cave into the light? 168 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,646 - Preach. 169 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,723 - Aka reality, aka consciousness. 170 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,001 - Mm-hmm. 171 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,451 - You should come hang with us tonight. 172 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,045 - Yeah, man. You should come hang with us. 173 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,969 - Did I say you could stop painting, bitch? 174 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,003 - No, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I am your bitch, sir. 175 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,805 [hip-hop music] 176 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,048 - So we ended up in Malaysia, right. 177 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,130 And each one of us got four prostitutes! 178 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,805 [laughter] - Four hookers! 179 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,331 - We were straight lording. 180 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,363 - That's cool. That sounds fun. That sounds fun. 181 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,050 - Adam and I have some pretty lord-worthy ideas 182 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,804 that we've been tossing around. 183 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,048 And if you're interested, we'll toss em to you. 184 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,889 - We'll throw 'em at you. We'll toss 'em your way. 185 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,530 - I'm interested in blowing it up. 186 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,927 Y'all lords interested in blowing it up? 187 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,326 - Do we like blowing it up? - Check this out. 188 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,808 [both imitating explosion] 189 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,321 - Oh, my face is melting off! 190 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,805 My clothes ripped off! My clothes ripped off! 191 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,445 - I've been grenaded! - Now I'm naked! 192 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,442 - [snorts] Whoo! 193 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,762 "Good snorting, Vietnam!" 194 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,484 [laughs] We are lording. 195 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,570 - Yes, we are. - Who wants some? 196 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,001 - Well, if I've learned anything from the movies I've seen, 197 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,329 blow is a delicious treat that should be consumed a bunch. 198 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,841 - Okay, cool. Well, have at it. - Okay, yeah. 199 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,485 We'll, uh, we'll do, like, a little bit, you know. 200 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,806 We'll ride a rail. 201 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,161 Not like a full-blown engine train, 202 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,486 but like maybe one of those little cartoon ones, 203 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,726 like in Chip 'n Dale. 204 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,001 - Or we do a ton. 205 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,168 Screw it, right? You only yolo once. 206 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:44,328 Line me up, my nizzle! 207 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,489 [laughs] We're gonna do cocaine! 208 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,250 We're gonna do cocaine. 209 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,283 - [clears throat] 210 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,650 - You guys got your cargo pants on? 211 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,888 - Uh, yep, got the pants on. 212 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,047 Looking good. 213 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,721 But what exactly is the plan? 214 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,649 - See that? 215 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,081 The man doesn't want you to have that. 216 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,004 - So we're taking back what's ours, man. 217 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,964 Salad belongs to people, all people. 218 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,088 - Very good, Karl. 219 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,771 Very good. 220 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,650 Come on, guys, go, go. Come on. Let's go. 221 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,331 Hey, now, remember, no potato salad this time. 222 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,566 It's not a pocket food. 223 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,048 - Yeah, copy you. I get it. 224 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,525 - Thousand Island, fill it up. 225 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,523 - Yeah, you got it, man. 226 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,650 Shame, Shame, Shame, Shame, we got to boogie. 227 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,000 I think we're caught, man. - Okay, okay, okay. 228 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,009 Just calm down, okay. Don't be a Karl. 229 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:53,523 - Do you know if this is imitation crab? 230 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,130 Oh! That was close, man. 231 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,605 Come on, let's go. 232 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,601 _ Hey, stop! 233 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,961 They got salad in their pants. 234 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,411 They're stealing salad again. 235 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,249 All: Go, go, go! - Come on, guys! 236 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,081 - Ugh! - Get back here! 237 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,690 - Oh! - [whimpering] 238 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,330 - Oh, no, oh, no! He's hurt! 239 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,283 I've never seen an old dude cry before. 240 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,731 - That turd is the enemy! 241 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,001 Let's get out of here! Come on! 242 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,930 Cave dwellers! - We are the 100%! 243 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,644 [beatboxing] 244 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,045 - ♪ Kick it ♪ 245 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,448 - [sniffs, trills tongue] 246 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,925 - [gags] [all snorting] 247 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,281 - Oh! - Oh-ho-ho! 248 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,448 - So this dude comes up to me with this stupid idea, right? 249 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,561 - Totally! - Mint flavored condoms- 250 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,284 "CondoMints." - Yep 251 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,526 - So I'm like, "Yeah, man, let's manufacture that." 252 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,210 - Oh, yeah! - Two months later, 253 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,243 we're making four mil dollars, netted, right? 254 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,089 How lord is that? 255 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,328 - Oh, Lord have mercy. - That's so "Lord of the Rings." 256 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,726 "Lord of the Flies." "Lord of the"-yeah. 257 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,211 - Trick, we got some, uh, stupid ideas. 258 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,765 We could throw 'em at you if you want. 259 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,370 - Yeah, go ahead and hit me with 'em, right? 260 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,891 Make sure it's a big, fat moneymaker, okay? 261 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,570 Make it like a big, juicy grape. 262 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,006 'Cause I F-ing love grapes. 263 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,406 - Grapes, we love grapes! - We got grapes! 264 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,806 - We got red ones, green ones. 265 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,331 We got seedless. - Hey, we're Grape-Nuts. 266 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,885 [laughing] We're Grape-Nuts! 267 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,445 We're a cereal! 268 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,881 Okay, here's an idea, a big, juicy grape idea. 269 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,889 A hot dog bun 270 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,809 in the shape of one of those rubber armpits 271 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,684 from crutches, right? 272 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,325 Traps all the condiments. That's a juicy grape, right? 273 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,283 - Okay, that's not a grape. That is a raisin. 274 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,526 - Massages, right? Massages. 275 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,130 You love a massage, right? - Right. 276 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,844 - What you can't get is a back scratch. 277 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,371 And we all love a back scratch! - Oh, that feels so good! 278 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,131 - Still a raisin. - Uh, frontpacld 279 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,561 It's a...backpack for your front. 280 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:29,966 - Raisin. 281 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,366 - Chapstick, for straight men, though. 282 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,130 - A whole big box of raisins, boys. 283 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,969 Look, it's been nice face-timing, but I got to go. 284 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,845 This Thai chick says she wants to suck on my ass. 285 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,246 - That sounds awesome. That sounds really good. 286 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,931 - Yeah, do something. - Uh... 287 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,883 what about an unburnable American flag? 288 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,081 - What? 289 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,283 - Now, that's- 290 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,091 That's a grape. 291 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,806 - [munching] Mmm. Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 292 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,002 - This is the best salad I've ever had, man. 293 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,451 - Shame, homey, 294 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:58,891 you have got to try some of these garbanzos. 295 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,651 They are the truth. - Never touch me! 296 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,649 - Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. 297 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,330 I'm also very sorry about the potato salad. 298 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,329 I look forward to giving you a private apology, 299 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,647 but, please, right now consider this my public apology. 300 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,921 Is it accepted, sir? 301 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,769 - Negative. Okay? 302 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,402 We need to plan our next move. 303 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:20,047 Fruit and salad was just a first course, okay? 304 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,891 Now we need to pick our victims for Operation Chaos. 305 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,684 - I don't know what that is, but I'm in, Shame. 306 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,290 - We've been saving our pee-pee in jars 307 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,811 for quite some time now. 308 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,331 We're just waiting for the right target 309 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,766 to strike, baby. 310 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,962 It's gonna be sweet. 311 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,128 - Dude, what about that club I was at tonight-La Vida? 312 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,045 That place is full of rich, stupid wanksters. 313 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,605 - That's perfect. 314 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,085 Okay, we tap into the building's waterline 315 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,924 and then we set off the fire alarm. 316 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,771 - And then we turn those sprinklers into tinklers. 317 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,484 [laughs] Get it? 318 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,284 - Why can't you be more like him? 319 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,970 He's been here for one day, and he came up with that. 320 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,206 - Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. 321 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,765 I will try harder. 322 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,410 Also, please let me know when a good time would be 323 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,931 for my private apology. 324 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,443 I still would like to give that to you. 325 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,085 - Blake! Oh, my God, dude! 326 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,090 We had such a good night, man. We lorded so hard. 327 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,567 - Lord Force One is landing. 328 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,409 - Very cool, man. 329 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,806 Yeah, dude, I had a ton of fun tonight too. 330 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,410 I went out with the street-art collective, 331 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,841 and, dude, we looted this grocery store, 332 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,281 and we totally jacked up this old security guard. 333 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,164 - We had fun too. We did a bunch of cocaine. 334 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,850 And then I think we sold an idea to Trick. 335 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,166 - Yes, we did! 336 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,486 And he gave us a little doggie bag. 337 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,886 A little ba-ba-ba-ba... 338 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,166 - Hey, where's the unburnable flag? 339 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,691 - Right? - We need it. 340 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,290 Trick says it's, like, a big, juicy grape. 341 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,243 - Yeah. - Wait. You pitched my idea? 342 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,601 - No, we pitched him our idea. 343 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,245 You may have had the initial thought, 344 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,771 but we fleshed it out and made it sexy. 345 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,086 We made it hip. We made it cool. 346 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,326 We made it fun. We made it different. 347 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,965 We made it bounce. 348 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,206 - Now we're gonna be lords, living in condos. 349 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,606 Money's gonna be working for us, 350 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,085 we're not gonna be working for money. 351 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,009 Where's the flag? - No, no, no, no, no. 352 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,610 That flag is for the people. It's not to be commercialized. 353 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,051 Look, I don't know if you guys can tell, 354 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,891 but I'm kind of a hairy artist, all right? 355 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,445 I'm not a bald sellout. 356 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,686 - Okay, is that a shots fired? Am I balding? 357 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,245 - No. - Is there a spot? 358 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,566 - Look, there's no spot. - Can you see the spot? 359 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,250 - Blake, would you just stop playing 360 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,521 the "Assassin's Creed III" for one second 361 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,007 and tell us where the flag is, or... 362 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,242 [razor buzzes] I'm gonna cut your hair off. 363 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,010 - Hey, don't joke about that, all right? 364 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,327 - We're not joking. We're being real right now. 365 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,011 - I was playing- That's it. 366 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,282 I'm going in my room. You guys are acting stupid. 367 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,606 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am! 368 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,888 [overlapping shouting] 369 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,240 [razor buzzing] 370 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,521 - This isn't you, Ders, all right? 371 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,841 This is the cocaine. 372 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,200 - It doesn't have to be this way! 373 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,446 - No! No! Come on, man! 374 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,681 I look so stupid without it! 375 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,565 No! - Bye-bye, Goldilocks! 376 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,966 [both lau h - Ah! 9 I 377 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,208 - Take your hands off his hair! 378 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,408 [buzzing stops] - Or what? 379 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,124 - I'm gonna cross every autograph off 380 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,850 of your prized swim ball, Ders, 381 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,566 starting with Allison Schmitt. 382 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,569 - Who's Allison Schmitt? What? 383 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,286 - She was, like, a huge Olympic swimmer, the last one. 384 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,562 I saw the entire women's team at a Perkins, 385 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,284 and all I had was a B-ball for them to sign. 386 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,050 - Guys. shut up! 387 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,721 Okay, cross it off, Karl. - With pleasure, sir. 388 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,961 - All right, all right, all right! 389 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,081 Don't do it, man, please. 390 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,326 - He's with us now. 391 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,851 - Ow. - Thanks, bro. 392 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,200 Thanks, Shame, I really appreciate it. 393 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,446 - Come on, guys. Let's get out of here. 394 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,722 - He's with us. - Fine! 395 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,241 We can make our own American unburnable flag 396 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,931 that's also an American one. 397 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,771 - All right, this ought to make it fireproof. 398 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,769 - Mm-hmm. - Give her a shot. 399 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,803 - Ooh, yep. - On our way to millions, buddy. 400 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,809 [stove clicks] 401 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,046 - Nope. Why is that happening? 402 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,326 - It didn't work, did it? 403 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,805 - Yeah, should not have happened. 404 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,365 - Why is it so hard? - Because I'm exhausted. 405 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,891 We were out all night, 406 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,321 and now, this morning, my brain's broken. 407 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,249 - Well, you know what helps with that? 408 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,328 _ [snorts] 409 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,522 I got it. 410 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,880 We need bigger flags. 411 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,206 - Whoo! - Oh, yeah! 412 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,243 - Whoa'. - Oh, yeah, yeah! 413 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,089 - Okay, all we got to do is lace this sucker with some Borax. 414 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,884 Wet, wet, wet, wet, wet, wet. 415 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,729 - It isn't gonna burn, man. - You ain't gonna burn. 416 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,605 - Okay! All right! - Whoa! 417 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,131 [snorting] 418 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,129 Ooh! 419 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,242 Yeah, baby! Yeah, mama! 420 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,010 Press down there. - Oh, that's not burning. 421 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,610 - Here we go. Oh! Ah, really caught. 422 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,846 - Wow! - Jesus! 423 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,849 [snorts] 424 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,724 [screams] 425 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,205 - You know what? - What? 426 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,685 - We're not thinking good. - I know. 427 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,926 - Right? You know what helps us think good? 428 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,122 - No. both: Cocaine, yeah. 429 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,322 - Oh! I feel smarter, dude. 430 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,681 - That was a good idea. That was a smart idea. 431 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,723 Your nose is bleeding. - Is it? 432 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,649 - It's coming down out of there. - Yeah. Wow. 433 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,330 Yours is too! - No, it isn't. 434 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,601 - Oh, my God, it is. It is. - Yours is bleeding. 435 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,881 What are you doing? [screams] 436 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,206 - This might be the special ingredient- 437 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,685 a little blood of the patriots. 438 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,926 - Are you kidding me? - What a smart idea. 439 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,724 Patriots blood on this. 440 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,080 - Whoa! - It's not gonna burn. 441 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,929 And it's burning! - It's burning! 442 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,610 - It's burning more than ever! - Why are you burning? 443 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,881 - Come on! 444 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,684 - Wow, okay, that didn't work. 445 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,926 - That did not work at all. 446 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,281 What's up? - Hey. bro! 447 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,761 Black people of all shapes and ages love to be called "bro." 448 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,530 - Don't they? - Yeah, they do. 449 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,722 [beatboxing] 450 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,008 [beatboxing] 451 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,288 - Okay, I don't feel we need the flag, 452 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,722 because our theme song is "fugging" incredible, okay? 453 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,605 Let's practice. One, two, three, four... 454 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,801 both: ♪ Unburnable flag ♪ 455 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,371 ♪ Hates fire, loves America ♪ 456 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,005 ♪ Unburnable flag ♪ 457 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,282 ♪ Fire is so scared of this particular flag ♪ 458 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,526 ♪ Unburnable- ♪ 459 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,768 - Hey, nizzles be tanned. 460 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,609 - We are, yes. - It's tan-amazing. 461 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,121 Ta nfastic. Shoot 462 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,571 - Hey, y'all ready to do this wang? 463 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,250 - Totally, totally ready. - Yes, uh-huh. 464 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,806 - Um, but the thing about the prototype for the flag- 465 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,844 it so happens that it's, um... 466 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,169 - Right here. 467 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,243 Right here. 468 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,522 ' [sighs] 469 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,244 Phase one of Operation Chaos is complete. 470 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,806 Blake's inside with the kerosene flag. 471 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,527 Is the piss ready? 472 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,766 - Yeah. 473 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,120 - Damn. - Ha ha. 474 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,527 - You guys need to drink more water. 475 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,608 - Why? Teriyaki sauce rules, brah. 476 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,370 - What did you just say to me? 477 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,847 - Nothing, sir. I'm-I'm so sorry. 478 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,803 [rap music] 479 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,285 - Ari. 480 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,731 Hold up a second. All right. 481 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,285 That's my boy, Armand, right there. 482 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,686 He's got for-real cheddar. 483 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,847 He's gonna be perfect for this, okay? 484 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,440 - Cool, cool. Thanks, man. 485 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,289 Dude! This is great. 486 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,522 Blake, you know we're sorry about the other night, right? 487 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,051 - I mean, we respect your hair, totally. 488 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,844 - I love it. It's good. It's a good look. 489 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,122 - It was the cocaine talking. - Totally, man. 490 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,770 And I get why you guys like this place, man. 491 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,281 There's a lot of things with boobs in this place. 492 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,526 - Thank you. - Right? 493 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,244 - Guys! 494 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,521 Hey, it's go time, bro-times. 495 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,369 We got some real sharks on the line. 496 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,721 Let's go. - Okay, cool. 497 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,450 - Uh, actually, hey, hey, hey. 498 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,005 Uh, could you hold on to this? 499 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,841 I got to go use the- the boys' room. 500 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:37,090 - Uh... 501 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,964 - Hey - Gentlemen, hi. 502 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,287 I'm Anders Holmvik. 503 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,370 - I'm, Ad-I'm-I'm Adam. - You're ruining-I- 504 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,842 This is Adam DeMamp, my esteemed colleague. 505 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:52,170 - Hey, who here is American? 506 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,406 Just one. 507 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,204 You guys are from a foreign land? 508 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,526 That's cool. 509 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,961 Do they have flags in your countries? 510 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,886 [cell phone buzzes] 511 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,240 - Yeah, yeah, hello? 512 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,930 - Is step two complete? - Uh, yes. 513 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,929 I am looking at the switch now. 514 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,487 But, um, are we sure we want to do this? 515 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,688 - Are we sure we want to hold up a mirror to society 516 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,881 and piss on that mirror? 517 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,923 I am! - I know. I know. 518 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,169 It's just that, that urine was, like, SunChip-yellow, man. 519 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,931 And some of these people in here are my friends. 520 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,451 - They're not your friends, okay? 521 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,164 They're small-minded cave dwellers 522 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,527 that need to be sledgehammered in the face with reality. 523 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:41,089 Do it, or I will! - Yes, sir! 524 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,851 Come on, baby boy. You got this. 525 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,207 - [beatboxing] - ♪ Fire is tyranny ♪ 526 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,368 ♪ The flag's made of freedom ♪ 527 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,608 ♪ You can't burn the freedom ♪ 528 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,282 ♪ Unburnable flag ♪ 529 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,448 Yeah, boy. 530 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,291 Music, that's, like, an international language, right? 531 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,243 I feel like we can all get on board with that. 532 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,647 You guys have music where you're from, huh? 533 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,410 - You two quit stalling, all right? 534 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,800 You're embarrassing me in front of Armand. 535 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,127 Now just do the demonstration. 536 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,651 - Look, we want to the demo, it's just, 537 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,000 when they see how burnable this flag isn't, 538 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,884 they're gonna have a lot of Qs. 539 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,809 - Yeah, Blake's kind of our Bill Nye, the science dude. 540 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,491 So he'll know all the ins and the outs, science-wise. 541 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,285 - Fine. Okay, you have one minute to get him out here now, 542 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,131 or else I'm cutting you both out of the deal completely. 543 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,561 - Okay, but we're partners, so you can't. 544 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,806 - Oh, are we really? 545 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,086 'Cause the way I see it is 546 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,406 you need me way more than I need you 547 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,726 or that idiot Blake. 548 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,441 Don't forget that, ever. 549 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,644 - Hey - What's up? 550 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,240 - Uh, how'd the presentation go? Did you do it? 551 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,328 - Nope, we, uh- We were waiting for you, 552 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,966 and then Trick turned into a total wankster... 553 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,764 and we left. 554 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,564 - I mean, we knew he could be a wankster to other people, 555 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,603 but I didn't know he could be such a wankster to us, 556 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,085 which makes a huge difference to me. 557 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,440 - Dude, absolute- 558 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,005 Shame turned out to be a wankster too. 559 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,009 - Wanksters like that just piss me off. 560 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,327 - Yeah. 561 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:07,162 - What if I told you there was a way to piss them on... 562 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,169 them? 563 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,170 Piss on them. 564 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,520 - [clears throat] Have at it. 565 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,130 - Whoa, where's your buddy? 566 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,605 - He's not coming. 567 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,922 And neither are we, because we're out. 568 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,686 - Well, whatever. 569 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,564 More cheddar for me. 570 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,762 - Shame, I'm done. 571 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,166 Do your own dirty work. 572 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,851 - Benjabong, Chargonius, Karl, 573 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,009 let's go find that switch. 574 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,566 Congrats on taking the blue pill. 575 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,364 - I can't understand anything that dude says. 576 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,926 Hey, wait, wait, wait. Hold up, man. 577 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,407 - Whatever, man. 578 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,006 - What is going on, man? 579 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,804 I feel like there's some secrets. 580 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,371 - Karl, I'll tell you everything in a little bit. 581 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,970 Right now I need you to make sure 582 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,969 that there is pee-pee pumping through that pump, 583 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,730 because I done did the dirty deed. 584 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,405 - Oh, it's pumping- 585 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,646 - As you can see, 586 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,848 it will not catch on fi- 587 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,371 Okay, all right, it's gonna go right out. 588 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,970 Don't worry about it. 589 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,923 This is gonna be an unburnable flag any moment now. 590 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,724 We're doing good. [alarm blaring] 591 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,605 [all screaming] 592 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,361 [alarm blaring] 593 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,084 - Oh, no! 594 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,329 Tinklers! 595 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,363 - Come on, come on! 596 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,767 [screaming continues] 597 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,848 No! 598 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,803 - Good to have you back, buddy. 599 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,729 - Oh, good to have you guys back. 600 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,127 The Bullshit Boys, back in "snaction." 601 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,730 - No, no, no, you're back with us, 602 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,325 the O.G. Screw crew. 603 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,010 - Bash Bros, that's what I call us. 604 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,246 - Yo, guys, whatever we call ourselves, 605 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,725 man, it's great to be back. 606 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,047 - [laughs] No, Karl, you're never back. 607 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,810 It's the tri-guys, so... 608 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,445 - Tri-guys. Sorry, dude. 609 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,726 - Well, the main thing is, 610 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,808 we are not doing cocaine anymore... 611 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,649 unless we can find anyone who has any! 612 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,886 - I could make a call right now. 613 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,126 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 614 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,241 - Nice! 615 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,209 - Nice. 616 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,328 [dog snorting, party horn toots] 617 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,891 - Let me get the hair out of your eye, buddy. 618 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,968 - Thank you, baby. - Ya know? 619 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,804 - Thank you. And same to you. 620 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,081 - Thank you very much, sweetheart. 621 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,725 - Right on. 622 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,604 - Sorry, I didn't mean to call you "sweetheart." 623 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,245 - It's all right. I'll let it slide. 624 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,691 - One day I will give you my dick. 625 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,404 - You guys been watching this the whole time?