1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,446 - [screaming] 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:08,167 And that is what we call the Hammer Tire! 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,846 The sledgehammer does not come with your DeMamp Camp 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,361 Working Out with Tires DVD purchase. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,686 Blake, you get that? 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,280 - God damn it, Adam. Yes. We got it. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,641 - Hey, Blake, don't talk to me like that. 8 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,285 - Ders, did we get that? 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,129 That argument for the behind-the-scenes camera? 10 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,526 - Oh, no, no, no, this camera's 11 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,766 not behind-the-scenes footage, okay? 12 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,604 This is my MTV True Life: 13 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,563 I'm in a Menage a Braj. - Heh, heh, Menage a bra]. 14 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,808 Okay, let's focus, all right? - All right, yep. 15 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,126 - We're missing some exercises here. 16 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,730 - Let me check the list. - [sighs] 17 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,569 - We got the Tire Hammer. We got the Tire Jump. 18 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,846 - Tire Wiggle. - Yep 19 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,086 - Tire Waggle. - Got it. 20 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,486 - Dead Tire Flip Lift! - Yes. 21 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,130 - That's right. - Good call, good call. 22 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,480 - Blake, you getting this? 23 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,601 - Oh, I'm getting it, baby. - Okay. 24 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,245 - We got it. 25 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,926 - This next exercise, your bi's might turn into tri's, 26 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:53,125 while your tri's might turn into God knows what. 27 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,645 Are you ready? 28 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,000 - Yeah. 29 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:57,525 - [screaming] 30 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,641 [snap] 31 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,000 All: Oh! 32 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,650 - My shoulders! [screams] 33 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,921 - We gotta get you to a hospital! 34 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,320 - I'm gonna pop it back into place! 35 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,441 - No, no, no. - I'm gonna pop it bacld 36 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,561 - No, don't-- [crunch] 37 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,681 - Ohhh! 38 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,801 That made it so much worse! 39 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,885 [beatboxing] 40 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,480 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 41 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,568 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 42 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,883 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 43 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,126 - Let me out. - I cannot believe 44 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,571 they let you walk out of the E.R. 45 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:24,806 looking this way. 46 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,206 We gotta get you fixed. 47 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,924 - Yeah, for 2,000 bucks? Yeah, right. 48 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,565 I'm saving up for hair plugs for when I need them 49 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,170 in the future. - Well, what's the deal, man? 50 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,651 I thought you had insurance. 51 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,886 We laughed so much times at those 52 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,843 Geico gecko commercials. - Mm-hmm. 53 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,246 - I guess my grandpa must have taken me off his plan, 54 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,850 which is fine, 'cause I hate that man. 55 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,371 Don't wanna be on his stupid insurance anyways. 56 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,925 Could you let me out of here? 57 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,206 - You can't live like this, Adam, come on. 58 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,810 You have to start the wave today 59 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,524 at Jillian's hockey game. 60 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,244 - I can lead the wave. I can--[shrieks] 61 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,441 Okay, that actually hurts a lot. I'll do it next time. 62 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,561 Doesn't matter. - There is no next time. 63 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,761 - Could you open the door? 64 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,046 - All right, fine, it's settled. 65 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,207 We're gonna go see Gramps DeMamp. 66 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,481 Yep. 'Cause you know what? 67 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,886 You're lucky you even have a grandpa. 68 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,365 I never even met mine. 69 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,641 I bet he was awesome. I bet he had crazy hair 70 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:00,966 - Yeah, I bet he did. 71 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,730 I mean, old people are really cool. 72 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,251 They're like-- they're like the crypt keeper. 73 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,521 They just tell you stories. 74 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,290 - Yeah, or like young wizards. 75 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,686 - Fine. I'll tell you guys. 76 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,484 My grandfather touched me as a kid. 77 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,364 In the butt hole. - What? 78 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,606 - Okay, he didn't actually touch me. 79 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,881 He refused to hug me. 80 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,331 I am not gonna go see my grandpa! 81 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,044 You let me out of this car right now. 82 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,611 - No, we're taking you to see him, all right? 83 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:20,960 Blake, map it. We're going. - Got it. 84 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,765 - Hi. Here to see George DeMamp. 85 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,405 He's my grandfather. 86 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,329 If he's dead, I'm okay with that. 87 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:28,885 - You act like you wouldn't care, but you would. 88 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,486 You would cry. Sign in, please. 89 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,761 - Whoa, check it out, guys. 90 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,048 This dude throws knives into cats. 91 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,286 - That's a gun and a coyote. 92 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,004 You can tell from the snout. 93 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,009 - Oh. - But, yeah, this is my dayjob. 94 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,963 My real passion is animal control. 95 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,242 My little line is, "The animals in here 96 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,567 are way worse than the coyotes out there." 97 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,170 - [laughs] That's a good joke. 98 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,520 That's clever. - That's funny. 99 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,971 - Thank you. - It's not clever. 100 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,208 And it sure as hell isn't a good joke. 101 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,011 The people that walk these halls built this country, okay 102 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,043 - It's my little line. - All right. 103 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,004 Which room is my dumb, stupid, fat, ugly grandpa in? 104 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,327 - Gun one, gun two... 105 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,442 - Hey. Grandpa! 106 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,810 - Well, well, well. 107 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,446 Look who it is. Short-Wide. 108 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,483 - Mm, good one. 109 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,125 - You come out of the closet yet? 110 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,641 - [forced laughter] No. 111 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,087 Only closet I'm in is the one that I'm trapped in. 112 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,009 With R. Kelly, watching a rap opera. 113 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,043 - Ah, cut the crap. I know why you're here. 114 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,766 You want to weasel back onto my health insurance, 115 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,211 you damn freeloader. 116 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,970 - I'm not a freeloader, okay? 117 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,570 It's just I can't afford health insurance, 118 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,284 and I expect it to be free. 119 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,408 I have to go to the hospital. - Hospital? 120 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,603 Hospital didn't help me when I rode a Jeep 121 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:42,770 out of a B-52 at 35,000 feet-- 122 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,086 - It was 25,000 last time. 123 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,402 - 35,000 feet, 124 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,126 had to parachute into enemy territory 125 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,322 and took eight bullets up my ass. 126 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,169 - Yeah. 127 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,611 - But you don't know anything about that 128 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,165 because you've never been in a war! 129 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,044 - Yeah, I've never been in a war 130 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,844 'cause there's never been any big wars for me to 131 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,327 - Oh, jeez, you know, I don't have time for this. 132 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,249 I've got my annual luau, 133 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,204 and I am in charge of the pig. 134 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,846 And I'm not talking about your Aunt Holly. 135 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,611 - Aunt Holly has a glandular disorder. 136 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,210 Hey, could you hold that door? 137 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,890 I actually can't open doors! 138 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,129 [door slams] Ow! Ow! 139 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,526 [muffled] I demand-- 140 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,971 [crunch, agonized screams] 141 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,411 - Why did you bring your Flip cam? 142 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,488 - 'Cause I'm changing the plan. 143 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,125 It's gonna be MTV True Life: 144 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,526 I'm into Old People. I don't care. 145 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,007 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out this old braj. 146 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,088 [blues music] 147 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,124 - ♪ On a big ol' shady oak tree ♪ 148 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,163 - [laughing] Oh, man. This dude is sicld 149 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,124 I'm talking, like, terminally chill. 150 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,480 - [singing] - He is chill. 151 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,886 I'm just gonna need a fresher angle 152 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,525 than some aged rocker. 153 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,206 I mean, W.W.K.L.D.? 154 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,606 What would Kurt Loder do? 155 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,210 - ♪ Said I was born ♪ 156 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,926 - Old people have been around since the dawn of time 157 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,281 They have stories and messages. Here's one now. 158 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,683 Hey, ma'am, can I ask you a few ques-- 159 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,690 We'll find a better one than that. 160 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,564 Hey, nice shot. 161 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,091 - I know. 162 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,480 - Is it okay if I ask you a couple questions? 163 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,761 - Questions? 164 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,325 - Justquesfions aboutyourlfle. 165 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,886 You know, I feel like people of your generation 166 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,804 have such wisdom that you can share. 167 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,440 Why don't you tell me about what you did 168 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,767 before you lived here? 169 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,524 - I traveled to the world's best cities, 170 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,608 and in exchange, 171 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,047 I married a rich man I didn't love. 172 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,208 - Yeah. - But enough about me. 173 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,607 Shoot - I-I don't know how to play. 174 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,200 My dad never let me in the billiards room growing 175 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,606 - Oh, that's heartbreaking. 176 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,121 Maybe I can help you. 177 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,401 - Ow. 178 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:40,806 All right, I'll start low? 179 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,161 - Now, before you shoot... 180 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,084 [whispers] Close your eyes, 181 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,208 and put it in. 182 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,924 - Is everything okay in here? 183 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:53,090 - It's fine, Mark. Just fine. 184 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,043 Why don't we go somewhere where we can be 185 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,286 a little more private? 186 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,004 - All right. 187 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,408 - ♪ She don't want me no more ♪ 188 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,568 - Whoo! [laughs] 189 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,170 Yeah! That was awesome, man! 190 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,770 Where'd you learn how to play like that? 191 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,360 - I roadied for ZZ Top. 192 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,723 Plus I started taking guitar lessons last year. 193 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,365 - I love ZZ Top. 194 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,891 They're like the champagne of beer-drinking music 195 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,890 - Brother, I could tell you some stories. 196 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,843 - I would love to hear those. [lighter sparks] 197 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,201 Oh, my gosh. What are you-- 198 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,600 What are you doing? 199 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,087 I--you got a cigarette in your neck. 200 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,890 - Hey, you can't smoke in here. 201 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,684 He can't smoke in here. 202 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,928 And he knows that because we've been through this, Art 203 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,890 Haven't we? 204 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,202 - I don't get to have any fun in this dump. 205 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,527 They took away my cigarettes. 206 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,449 They took away my booze. 207 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,370 I can't even steal any pills anymore. 208 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,211 - I mean, what is wrong with young people today. 209 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,971 They need to respect their elders'... 210 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,209 desire to do as many drugs as they want. 211 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:58,484 - You seem to me to be a pretty righteous hombre. 212 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,807 - I wish you were my grandpa. 213 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,046 - I tell you what. 214 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,288 You run some interference for me, 215 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,090 help me score some pills, 216 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,727 you can call me anything you want, son. 217 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,286 - I know that I haven't been in, like, a war war. 218 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,483 But last spring, I got in a fight at a Dodgers game, 219 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,931 and, yeah, he beat me up pretty good. 220 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,525 It was a very, very violent Mexican man. 221 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,971 But I got the first laugh. 222 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,764 - But you're too fat to fight. 223 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,570 Go home, Short-Wide. 224 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,091 I got a pig to carve. 225 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,202 And I'm not talking about your Aunt Silvia. 226 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,483 ' Stop it! You stop! 227 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,090 Ow! 228 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,362 Ow. 229 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,641 I am not a pussy. 230 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,570 And I'm gonna prove it to you. 231 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,604 [beatboxing] - ♪ Do what? ♪ 232 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,561 [beatboxing] - ♪ Kick it ♪ 233 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,604 - I'm gonna launch off this roof at 7 miles per hour 234 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,165 like a war helicopter. 235 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,560 - [groans] 236 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,569 - Then I'm gonna deploy this bed sheet 237 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,286 as my parachute... 238 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,722 and gently drop down to safety. 239 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,002 - You're gonna die. 240 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,009 - So would your girlfriend be mad if she knew 241 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,441 you were all alone in another woman's room? 242 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,891 - No, I don't even have a girlf-- 243 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,490 I'm between girlfriends right now. 244 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,967 Models is what I'm usually dating, 245 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,845 but, no, this is strictlyjournalistic, so-- 246 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,884 - Well, come and get your scoop. 247 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,650 - Look I know what you're doing, 248 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,250 but your husband's sleeping right there. 249 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,691 - Oh, honey, my husband's been sleeping there 250 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,484 for the last six years. 251 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,364 [soft music playing] Drop your pants, 252 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,404 and I'll tell you everything you want. 253 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,965 - All right, I just-- 254 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,684 I really want to be on MTV True Life. 255 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,609 Have you seen it? 256 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,405 It's pretty good. 257 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,851 - Oh, not so fast, bronco. 258 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,167 - Ow. - I may not be old, 259 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,566 but I am old-fashioned. 260 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:47,810 So, uh, dance for me first. 261 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:53,091 $5' 262 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,406 - Right? And then a little bit of this. 263 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,010 It's not the butterfly. 264 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,487 It's the Tootsie Roll. Know what I mean? 265 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,761 - [clears throat loudly] 266 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,689 Nice day. 267 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,290 - Uh-huh. - What kind of enchiladas 268 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,562 were those, huh? Roadkill? 269 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,444 - Mm-hmm. 270 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,005 - Wouldn't mind if we had some smooth pudding 271 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,286 every once in a while. 272 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,323 - Uh-huh. 273 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,601 - Oh! Oh! 274 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:25,846 - I'm coming, sir. 275 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,570 - Oh, bacon bits! 276 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:28,806 Oh, just the tip of my hip-- 277 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,485 No, no need to touch, really! 278 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,601 No, it's fine. 279 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,484 You got witch hands. 280 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,126 - Oh! - You got witch hands, okay? 281 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,765 - Oh, so tell me about the '60s. 282 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,326 Did you march, and for what side? 283 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,205 - What happened? Did somebody hit the emergency-- 284 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,369 Peggy, Jesus Christ. Not again. 285 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,249 ' Again? 286 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,410 - [laughing] Nice, I think we got 'em, man. 287 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,126 - Hey! You are not two old men. 288 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,363 You are an old man, but you are not. 289 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,810 - And in conclusion, 290 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,922 as the civil rights activist 291 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,970 Doc Martens Luther King once said, 292 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,129 take yee sleazy. 293 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,685 And I'm out. 294 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,923 [cart whirring] 295 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,771 [screaming] 296 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,211 Ow, my shoulders! 297 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,608 Oh, God! 298 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,841 - Damn it. 299 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,928 Okay, you three, guess what. 300 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,522 Go to your rooms, and say aloha to the luau. 301 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,687 But make it the good-bye aloha, 302 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,211 'cause you're not going. 303 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,681 Get. And you three, get the hell out of here. 304 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:38,961 Don't film me. 305 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,287 Don't film me anymore. 306 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,244 - This is all your fault. 307 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,771 - See ya, Grandpa. 308 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,450 - This sucks. - [groaning] 309 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,210 - I finally get a grandpa worth keeping and loving, 310 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,765 and his beard slips right through my fingers. 311 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,524 - Yeah, and I might as well call my true life 312 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,971 MTV True Life: I can't make an MTV True Life 313 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,491 to save my life. 314 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,171 - This isn't over. Mm-mm. - No, it's not. 315 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,964 You still need insurance from your gramps. 316 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,481 - I need to prove to that old turd that I'm a real 317 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,210 I'm gonna steal his wrinkly ass out of here, 318 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,651 and then I'm gonna take him to the yard, 319 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,091 and the yard is our house, 320 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,804 and I'm gonna bark at him like a big dog, 321 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,285 'cause I'm a big dog, and I'm ready to... 322 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,727 [howling] howwwl! 323 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,365 - What are you talking about? - I don't know, man. 324 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,811 I'm in a lot of pain right now. 325 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,206 I think I might die. 326 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,761 Lady and old dudes, 327 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,282 welcome to the inautical our luau for old people 328 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,526 - Hey, what's up? 329 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,130 - [whistles] 330 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,890 - Jillian! - Hew 331 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,281 - Where's the luau stuff? - What is this? 332 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,526 - I don't know. It's a luau. 333 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,051 It's a different kind of luau. 334 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,845 - Luau? Blake texted me Lou Albano. 335 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,167 - What? - I thought he meant, like, 336 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,486 "Captain Lou" Albano, the wrestling manager 337 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,965 and Cyndi Laupefs dad. 338 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,686 - Ohhh, yeah, psh. Look at that. 339 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:48,044 Phone must've auto-corrected luau to Lou Albano. 340 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,208 - Wow, that's insane. 341 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,641 How often are you texting the words "Lou Albano 342 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,171 - I don't know. 343 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,964 Like, four to five times a week. 344 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,447 But what's up with all the cool, uh, 345 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,244 hip, happening chicks, Jillian? 346 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,725 - Oh, this is my hockey team. 347 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,524 We were gonna go to the bar 348 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,642 after our big win, but this seemed like more fun. 349 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,842 Yeah, bunch of crazy Russian bitches. 350 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,166 [laughs] No, they're dolls. 351 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,884 They're sweet girls. 352 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,168 - Oh, I bet. - What's up, babies? 353 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,362 You know the mouth of the South ain't gonna miss 354 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,484 a "Captain Lou" Albano party with hockey chicks! 355 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,045 [cheers and laughter] 356 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,401 - Slash-luau. 357 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,806 - It's me. Uh, it's Karl. 358 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,729 I'm dressed as Jimmy Hart. 359 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,205 [hip-hop music] 360 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,243 - ♪ Boys are fresh ♪ 361 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,762 [hip-hop music] 362 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,848 [luau music playing] 363 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:40,204 - So how does our luau compare to your old folks' luau? 364 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,886 - I like this one a lot better. 365 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,365 - Thank you. We worked kind of-- 366 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,369 Oh, I see what you're-- 367 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,245 God, you're-- Hey! Here's the deal. 368 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,964 I'll let you have a dance, one song, 369 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,009 but then you gotta answer one of my questions. 370 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,690 - Sure thing, babe. - All right. 371 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,246 Have a good-- 372 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,408 have a good time. 373 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,727 [Russian pop music playing] 374 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,884 - Ahh. [chuckles] 375 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,161 - Now, this is my kinda party. - Yeah. 376 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,691 - What's going on here? 377 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,961 - Russian drinking game. 378 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,809 No pussy men allowed. 379 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,321 - Whoa, okay, USA all the way, all right? 380 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,562 I bet 20 bucks my gramps here could drink y'all 381 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:19,002 Dolph Lundgrenettes under the table. 382 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,009 - Let's go. - All right. 383 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,281 Show 'em who's boss. 384 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,528 - [chuckling] - Mm-hmm. 385 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,565 $5' 386 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,841 Whoo! - Ahh. 387 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,405 - Yeah! - Lina. 388 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,488 We need more vodka. - Why? 389 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,809 We got plenty of good alcohol right here. 390 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,769 - Oh, no, that's hand sanitizer. 391 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,684 That's not.. 392 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,640 _ [gulpingl 393 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,802 Ah. 394 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,046 Want some? 395 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,685 - He beat me. 396 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,167 Straight up. Pay him. 397 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,406 Pay this man his money. 398 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,050 - Whoo! [laughs] 399 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,730 Anybody got any hard drugs? 400 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,922 - [laughs awkwardly] USA. 401 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,690 Uh-oh. 402 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,529 Grandpa. He's just taking a nap. 403 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,801 Grandpa-- 404 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,410 - Whoa'.! 405 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,761 Anybody got any hard drugs? 406 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,882 - [grunting] 407 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,411 Grandpa, I know you think I pussed out earlier, 408 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,726 but I'm gonna prove to you once and for all 409 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,763 I'm a real DeMamp, starting now. 410 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,166 Jflfian,youready? - Yep 411 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,169 - Okay. - On action, okay? Ready? 412 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,123 - Yep Grandpa, you watching? 413 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,969 - And action. - Yo. 414 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,481 What it is? Adam DeMamp here, 415 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,286 here with DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires 416 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,129 As you saw earlier, 417 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,730 I de-located both of my arms 418 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,285 doing my classic dead tire flip lift. 419 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,643 But I plan on doing the impossible 420 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,127 to prove to my grandfather that I'm not a pussy. 421 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,844 That's him right there, although that has nothing to do 422 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,121 with the video. 423 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,685 But I shall do it right now, 424 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,485 1,000 times in a row, starting right now. 425 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,443 Okay. Are you getting this? 426 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,324 Grandpa, are you watching? 427 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,601 [screaming] 428 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,165 [Crunch] Oh! 429 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,362 Oh, my bacld - Adam-- 430 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,925 - I ripped my back muscle in half! 431 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,970 [luau music playing] 432 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,608 $5' 433 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,085 - Hey, I'm so sorry to interrupt. 434 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,361 Is it okay if I borrow your dance partner, 435 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,641 just for a second? 436 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,040 Get over here. 437 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,286 I don't know what your endgame is, 438 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,890 but that old horny lady over there 439 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,126 thinks you're a guy, so unless you want her 440 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,446 to find out otherwise, 441 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,886 you better answer some questions 442 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,162 for my new documentary, MTV True Life: 443 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,169 I'm a Russian lesbian hockey player living in America, 444 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,169 maybe legally. 445 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,169 - How about I just beat your ass? 446 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,446 - I don't fight girls. 447 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,847 [thud] Oh! No, please! 448 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,246 [groaning] ' Oh. yes! 449 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,089 I love it when they fight over me. 450 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,969 Fight. fight! 451 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,724 - [gasping] 452 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,446 You're dancing with a woman. 453 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,085 - [laughing] - Oh, and one... 454 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,168 and two. .. and three'.! 455 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,645 That's it. We got a new winner. 456 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,205 We've got a winner! 457 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,448 She knocked you out like a bitch! 458 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,641 - Russian Whip-Its. 459 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,926 - Oh, dear. 460 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,166 - It will blow the hair 461 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,486 right off your babushka. 462 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,369 - [laughing] - [murmurs] 463 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,925 - We want to keep the hair on his babushka today 464 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,121 thank you. 465 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,049 Okay-- - Ha, ha, ha! 466 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,085 - Hockey team-- Hey, no! 467 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,361 See what you-- 468 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,891 - [groaning] - Great. All right. 469 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,684 Do you need to go to the restroom, or what? 470 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,404 - Yeah, I-- - He can't breathe. 471 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,204 [with accent] He can't breathe. He can't breathe! 472 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,526 - [groaning] - CPR! Anybody? 473 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,085 - Blake-- - I got you, Grandpa. 474 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,004 Uh, just, uh, split the mustache, and-- 475 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,446 - No, no, no! - And kind of just-- 476 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,244 - No! Mouth to neck. 477 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,771 - Huh? - Mouth, neck. 478 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,041 You got to help me, Grandson. 479 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,571 - Oh, no, no. [chuckles] 480 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,011 Maybe this is just your time to go, my old man. 481 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,246 - I can't breathe. 482 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,691 You got to help your old grandpa. 483 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,241 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine. 484 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,203 Uh...[chuckles] uh... 485 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,529 Eh. . .uh. . . ugh... 486 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,366 [Coughs] 487 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,681 ' [grunts] ' Oh! Oh! 488 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,290 - I'm good. - [groaning] 489 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,607 I got your--I got your throat spluge on my mouth! 490 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,165 Oh. my God! 491 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,681 - That was a rush. Do you wanna keep it going? 492 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,882 _ [gagging] 493 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,002 [hip-hop music] 494 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,482 [hip-hop music] 495 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,409 - Just give me the health insurance, please! 496 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,760 [sobbing] 497 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,770 Just give me the health insurance! 498 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,922 Please! I don't know what else to do. 499 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,088 [sizzle] Oh, Jesus! 500 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,091 Oh, fuck, now I burned my hand! 501 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,282 - Arthur's life alarm went off--what? 502 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,129 Just made it in time. 503 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,971 - [coughs, vomits] 504 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,889 - George! Hey! 505 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,286 It's time to go home. 506 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,482 - Oh, I don't think so, Mark. 507 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,762 You took my pig away from me. 508 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,121 And I'm not talking about this piece right here. 509 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,005 So sayonara. 510 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,804 - [vomiting] - Yeah--no. No. 511 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,208 - Your grandpa's a total fucking dick. 512 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,446 - Grandpa! 513 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,686 - Come on. 514 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,325 All right, all right, all right. 515 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,090 - Keep them in the truck. - Saved your life, man 516 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,407 - I saw George heading west. 517 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,284 He's not gonna get far on those artificial hips. 518 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,006 - Tranq gun. 519 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,805 No. He's my grandpa. 520 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,922 I got this. 521 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,931 [groaning] 522 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,963 Oh! Oh, that hurt. 523 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,411 Yeah. Okay. 524 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,767 - West is the other way. - Okay. 525 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,201 Yeah. Ugh. 526 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,481 You hiding from me? 527 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,931 I'm a way better hiderer 528 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,565 than you'll ever be. 529 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,808 Oh, I found you. 530 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,241 You--ow! 531 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,567 OW. jeez! 532 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,125 Get back here! 533 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,651 Ow. - [grunts] 534 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,649 - I'm gonna shoot you so hard! - [groans] 535 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,886 - Come on. 536 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,441 Both: [grunting and groaning] 537 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,289 - Jeez, it's like Double Dare in here. 538 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,561 - [grunts] - [screams] 539 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,250 - Jesus, how many plants does this--ugh. 540 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,600 What's happening? 541 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,046 You have a beautiful home. I love it. 542 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,400 - [screams] 543 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,409 [both grunting and panting] 544 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,727 Ow. Is this marble? It's beautiful. 545 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,649 Hey! You get back here! 546 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,250 [indistinct chatter] 547 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,805 Get back here! 548 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,651 You get back here right now! 549 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,125 Get down! 550 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,571 Get dooown! 551 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,806 [kids screaming] 552 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,763 Whoo! Whoooo! 553 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,770 [heroic music] 554 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,167 $5' 555 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,011 [roars in slow motion] 556 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:10,690 $5' 557 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,165 - Oh! 558 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,647 - Agh. - Man down. 559 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,808 - [grunting] Sorry about that. 560 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,082 Family stuff. You guys have grandpas, right? 561 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,680 Grandpa? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 562 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,211 - [murmurs] - There was no other way. 563 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,721 - No, no, it's okay. 564 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,047 I'm proud of you because... 565 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,891 you proved yourself to be a real man. 566 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,809 [chuckles] Unlike me. 567 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,890 - What? - I'm not a war hero. 568 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,482 I got a dishonorable discharge because... 569 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,207 I shot myself in the leg to avoid combat. 570 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,369 And the only reason I was so hard on you 571 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,041 was because I didn't want you to end up like me. 572 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,686 I'm a loser. 573 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,006 - You're not a loser. 574 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,645 You are a DeMamp. 575 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,967 It's not in our T.N.A. 576 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,801 - I'm gonna put you back on the health insurance. 577 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,046 You know why? 578 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,525 . Why'? 579 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,923 - Because you learned how to take a punch. 580 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,371 [strains] 581 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,249 - Ow! 582 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,964 Fucw 583 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,844 Welcome to DeMamp Camp: 584 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,246 Fully Insured. 585 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,845 On this new edition, 586 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,769 I will be showing you a brand-new exercise 587 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,406 that I just created using my own brain 588 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,851 and intelligence. 589 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,769 It's called the roof-fly-delt-pump. 590 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,166 Basically, you get a running start, 591 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,884 pump your dens so hard that you come 592 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,965 to a nice, soft landing, because you've just flown 593 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,445 for a few seconds. 594 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,130 Let's do this! 595 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,480 [screams] - Come on, here we go. Yeah! 596 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,931 - [screams] [thud] 597 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,451 Ohhh! 598 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,483 - Oh! Adam! 599 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,011 - Blake, we get it? 600 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,246 - Dude, you don't have to keep asking me 601 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,203 if we got--oh. 602 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,129 Actually, I ran out of batteries. 603 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,844 Ders, did you get it? 604 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,849 - Yeah, did you get the behind-the-scenes? 605 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,450 - Yeah, I got it. 606 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,766 MTV True Life: 607 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,042 I'm trying to get on Tosh.0. 608 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,003 - Nice. 609 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,122 [dog snorting, horn honks] 610 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,288 - [screams] 611 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,450 Ow! My shoulders! Oh, God! 612 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,164 - Lord, kill me now. 613 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,725 Bell Biv DeVoe. 614 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,524 Samuel L. Jackson. 615 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,051 Joseph Gordon-Levitt. 616 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,162 Jonathan Taylor Thomas.