1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,687 Both: 12, 13, 14... 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,926 - Lair. - Ooh. 3 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,166 - [exhales] - Wow. 4 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,645 - Ho, ho! Whoo! - [laughs] 5 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,364 - Big man. - D&D, baby! 6 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,606 - Unleashing the dragon. Whoo. - I'm gonna go get, uh- 7 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,609 I'm gonna go get more. - Whoo. 8 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,007 - Man, I had no idea Dungeons & Dragons was this intense. 9 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,491 - No, no, no, man, this isn't that, 10 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,921 this is- this is Drinking & Drag-ons. 11 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,366 - Right. - Drag, get it? 12 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,891 - Sony - Yeah 13 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,963 What you do is you- You roll the 1d20, 14 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,048 you take a hit of the weed, and then you drink 15 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,083 for however many seconds you rolled on the die. 16 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,929 - Yeah, no, I know, we've been playing for, like, three hours. 17 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,485 Here we go. - Yeah, I just thought- 18 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,250 - Oh! I like that! 19 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,124 - You think you can handle this one, 20 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,366 Dungeon Mas-Ders? - Placing the thumb 21 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,482 on the hole- - You got this? 22 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,642 Ooh, as the wizard casts a fireball onto the weed. 23 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,000 And then- 24 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,885 and sips from his frosty brewth. 25 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,082 One, two, three! 26 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,090 - [exhales] Ooh... 27 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,850 - Where's the s-smoke, dude? You even hit it? 28 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,086 - I did, yeah. Hit it hard. [sniffs] 29 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,571 Oh, my God. 30 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,806 - Great job. Great. All right. - Thank you. 31 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,604 - My turn. Here we go. 32 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,210 Big roll, critical hit, baby! - Go, go, go, go, go, go. 33 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,810 Rollin'! 34 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,160 - Ah, it skips me. 35 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,406 - Adam! 36 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,443 - Adam! - Adam! 37 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,721 - Adam! 38 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,365 Adam. - What's he doing? 39 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,005 Yo. [Spanish guitar music plays] 40 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,691 - Look at this breakfast burrito. 41 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,569 $5' 42 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,485 - Grandma Flora claims it's her heightened sense of smell 43 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,045 that helped her create what many call 44 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,529 the best breakfast burrito in America. 45 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,971 - We gets to get it. 46 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,366 - Oh, I'd love to squirt 47 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,646 some Crystals hot sauce into that sucker. 48 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,967 - I want that in my mouth. 49 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,411 - Dude, it's only, like, 100 miles away. 50 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:32,965 Ders, drive us. 51 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,206 - I can't, man, I've been drinking for 10 hours. 52 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,850 - Yeah? 53 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,086 - Uh, we could just find somebody to drive us, though. 54 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,366 Right? 100 miles? - Yeah. 55 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,925 Who would drive us 100 miles 56 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,963 to get us a breakfast burrito on a Friday night? 57 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,246 - I came as soon as my shift ended. 58 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,203 Where's-where's the fire? 59 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,641 - It's not here, it's at a blind old lady's restaurant, 60 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,364 and if we don't get there soon, she's gonna burn alive. 61 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,644 - Okay. Buckle up, boys. 62 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,404 - Jillian, the tree! 63 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,726 The curb! 64 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,171 Ah, it's a car! 65 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,727 [beatboxing] 66 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,161 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 67 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,884 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta ♪ 68 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,889 ♪ You gotta, gotta, gotta be fresh ♪ 69 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,521 - Yeah. - Okay, they are closed. 70 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,766 Nobody checked the hours on this? 71 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,644 Adam and Blake: What? 72 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,886 - Oh, that seems like a thing that you're supposed to do. 73 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,331 - Aw, fudge. 74 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,646 - I tried to Yelp it, but I got no bars. 75 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:19,886 'Cept for when I rap, obviously. 76 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,161 - Obviously. - Check it out. 77 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,328 Grandma comes home at 6:00 A.M. 78 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,124 - Oh, that's only four hours. 79 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,891 I say we drive home, hang for 20, chill, and then drive back? 80 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,963 - I mean, it's not too long to wait here, right? 81 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,570 We could always eat some of Adam's Jack Link's. 82 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,091 Come on. Jerk me off, bro. - Oh, yeah. 83 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,440 - Let's do it. - Mm, no. 84 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,005 My Jack Link's? I don't think so. 85 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,485 I have it rationed off 86 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,409 to nine small-to-medium-sized meals per day. 87 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,965 I'm trying to bulk up for the amateur strongman competition. 88 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,366 - That's right. I knew that. - True. 89 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,641 - I already have a ton of the pure strength, 90 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,966 just not a lot of the muscles. 91 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,206 And also a lot of the pure strength. 92 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,685 Those guys are very strong. 93 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,040 - You're really still chasing that dream, 94 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,286 you fat chunk? - Ders. 95 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,169 - Is that a challenge, Ders? 96 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,045 - No, that-don't take that as- I want nothing to- 97 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,401 - Challenge accepted. 98 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,570 I'll show you how strong I am. 99 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,806 - Okay- 100 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,604 Here, hold this. - Oh, man. 101 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,849 - Yah! Pure power. 102 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,765 - Sure. - [yells] 103 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,086 - Oh_ - Okay, all right. 104 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,565 - Whoa'.! 105 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,125 - Adam, come on, you're hurting the beer, buddy. 106 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,890 - You've never done this before, have you? 107 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,570 - What does that mean? 108 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,250 - It means give me the keg, sit down, suck your thumb, 109 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,885 and watch mama toss. 110 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,161 Blake and Ders: Whoa! 111 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,930 - She's calling you out! 112 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,644 Who's calling you out? - Oh, check two. 113 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,127 - I used to dominate the caber toss 114 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,129 at the annual Celtic fest. 115 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,083 Actually got a tattoo that says, 116 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,601 "Life is a caber-net." 117 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,484 - Well, Jillian, I don't mean to be a male chauffeur, 118 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,762 but there is no way that you could throw farther than I. 119 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,370 Because you are a girl, 120 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,881 and girls are mentally and physically unsuperior. 121 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,286 - Yeah, I don't care, Adam. - Good luck. 122 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,641 Ibagpipe music] ' [grunts] 123 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,171 - Good form. 124 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,645 - Might've tweaked something, actually. 125 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,250 Whoa. - Oh. 126 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,762 $5' 127 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,402 [keg crashes] 128 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,045 - Oh! - Whoa, trucld 129 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,571 - Yes! - Oh. 130 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,881 - That's how you caber toss! [dog growls] 131 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,126 - Uh-oh. Oh! - Oh, God. 132 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,446 - Oh, hell, no. - No, no, no. 133 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,886 - It's all right. - No, Der- 134 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,002 - [chuckles] It probably just wants to play. 135 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,246 [all screaming] 136 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,124 - Oh, my God, what do we do? 137 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,288 - Ders, Ders, Bets'.! 138 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,601 Oh, no, I'm not going! 139 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,449 Go, Jillian, get him! Get him! 140 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,483 [all screaming] - Oh, God, oh, God. 141 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,090 Oh, my God. [dog barking] 142 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,811 - I can't believe you just gave that dog my jerky! 143 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,649 - That dog was gonna kill my ass! 144 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,683 - Very selfish of you, Ders! 145 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,246 - Whoa! - [grunts] 146 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,646 - Ow! 147 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,285 Ow! - Ow, ow! 148 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,971 [dog barks] 149 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,730 - Come on. [dog growls] 150 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,325 - Don't move. 151 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,329 Okay? If you don't move, he can't see you. 152 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,044 He's just like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. 153 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,571 Dogs are idiots. 154 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,926 Good thing this isn't a pig or a dolphin. 155 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,166 We'd be worm food. - Shh! 156 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,805 - Shut up! 157 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,685 [dog growling] 158 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,165 - Okay, let's go find the restaurant. 159 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,486 - Yes. 160 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,887 - How? Which way did we come from? 161 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,684 - That's easy, we- - Oh, yeah, right over here. 162 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,926 - Over there. 163 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,326 - No. - This way. 164 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,566 - Well, I might be turned around, huh? 165 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,126 - ♪ Kick it ♪ [beatboxing] 166 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,726 [beatboxing] 167 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,605 - Oh, God. - [groans] 168 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,290 - Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing. 169 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,526 - What does that mean, we're stuck out here? 170 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,130 - Shh, be quiet. 171 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,571 - Honestly, guys, if things get really, really bad, 172 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,843 I will not hesitate to eat one of you. Okay? 173 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:24,246 But not your penises or your boobs, 174 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,521 because I respect you guys so much. 175 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,244 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 176 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,124 - Thanks, man. That's too bad. I got a feast down here. 177 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,366 - Relax, you're not gonna have to eat anybody, all right? 178 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,164 Guys, I was an Eagle Scout. 179 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,850 I got this, okay? 180 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,371 Two months... [sniffs] 181 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,965 I trained with them before they kicked me out 182 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,206 and I became a Beagle Scout, 183 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,481 which is something I invented. 184 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,284 - That sounds awesome, dude. 185 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,010 - It was just an excuse so I could get in the city parade. 186 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,690 It was cool, I had this neighbor kid who had some Beagles, 187 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,086 and we would pick up the hind legs 188 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,480 and walk down the street and wave at people. 189 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,726 - Oh, that would look funny. - [laughs] 190 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,126 - It was awesome. 191 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,288 It was cool, so... - Cool story, bro. 192 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,890 - Okay, all right, all right, all right. 193 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,168 We cannot go up this hill, it's way too slick. 194 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,520 We gotta climb that rock wall 195 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,722 or hike who knows how far down that path. 196 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,484 I'm thinking we should climb. 197 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,285 - Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right. 198 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,890 Hiking sounds like garbage right now. 199 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,331 All these stupid-ass trees. 200 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,283 I say someone should chop 'em all down, 201 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,209 make an American Eagle here. 202 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,322 - Oh, I love their new spring stuff. 203 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,044 - I'm trying to get my hand on some new carpenter pants. 204 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,844 - That would look nice on you, Adam. 205 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,248 - They're comfortable, you can put tools in 'em. 206 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,129 - Whoo! - Okay, guys, you got this. 207 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,401 And remember, Adam and I- 208 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,681 We're right here just in case. 209 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,961 - Yup, in case you fall to your death. 210 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,286 - All right? - Let's do it. 211 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,129 - Whoo! - Yeah, you first. 212 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,805 - Hurry up. - You got it. 213 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,888 - All right, here we go. - Just get your toe in there. 214 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,445 - You got this. 215 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,130 - Yup, just grab there, put your foot there, nice. 216 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,810 - If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed. 217 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,649 - You'll be all right. We're right here. 218 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,525 - And I just grab there... - Look at him go. 219 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,529 - And a-one, and a-two, and a-[grunts] 220 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:45,801 [laughs] - Wow. 221 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,365 - Spider dudes. 222 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,562 - I feel like I'm on top of the Aggro Crag! 223 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,802 Come on, spill your guts! Come on. 224 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,490 - You guys were right. It's easy peasy. 225 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,563 Come on up. - Okay, yeah, sure. 226 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,808 All right. Whoo! Yeah! - So we're coming up. 227 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,163 - [straining] I can't... how did you... 228 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,805 - All right, be careful. - Ow! 229 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,764 I'm gonna slip. I'm slipping! 230 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,565 - Hey, no. You've got this. Come on. 231 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,409 - I'm coming down. Help me come down. 232 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,851 - You don't want a boost? - No, please help me come down. 233 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,725 - Okay. - Oh! Jeebus! 234 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,241 All right. Whoo! [claps] 235 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,362 Yeah, there must've been a tectonic shift in the rocks 236 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,766 after you guys... - Sure. 237 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,644 - We're gonna hike around. - Yeah. 238 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,331 - And, uh, we'll come up, and we'll save you in a minute. 239 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,841 - Okay. _ Hur-hurry up! 240 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,849 - Slow down, dude. - No. 241 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,008 Blake and Jillian won't survive much longer. 242 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,406 They both use roll-on deodorant. 243 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,363 That stuff is like wild animal nip. 244 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,641 - What about our survival, Ders, huh? 245 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,250 I'm starving to death 246 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,600 ever since you ripped the beef jerky out of my hands. 247 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,370 - You gave it to me. - Yeah. 248 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,522 And then you handed it to a dog 249 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,086 when you should've handed it to my belly 250 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,611 'cause dogs can't sniff through bellies. 251 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,085 Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders! 252 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,567 Idiot. Stupid woods! 253 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,091 I'm gonna die in the stupid woods! 254 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,366 - Not helping. - I hate the stupid woo- 255 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,811 - What was that? 256 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,763 - That was a car door in the stupid woods. 257 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,531 [gasps] That's a military jeep! - Whoa. 258 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,210 - Oh, my God, it was probably 259 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,209 abandoned here during the "Golf War." 260 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,890 - No, definitely not. It's a Geo Tracker. 261 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,286 My mom used to have one. 262 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,561 Said she was gonna give it to me, but... 263 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,205 never happened. 264 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,446 - Yeah, she probably drove it during the Golf War. 265 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,722 - Technically. 266 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,161 - Time to tee off. 267 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,805 Get that? It's a Golf War reference. 268 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,331 - I understand it. 269 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,726 - Ahh... 270 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,286 crush! 271 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:27,923 Another planet devoured by the mighty Galactus. 272 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:33,365 [imitates explosion] 273 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,766 - This is nice. 274 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,006 We never get alone time like this. 275 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,571 - I hear ya. 276 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,207 I wish Ders and Adam were here too. [chuckles] 277 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:49,167 - So, um, like, are you scared that the dog is gonna come back? 278 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,807 - Oh, pssh, no. Come on. That thing's probably long gone, 279 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,490 looking for food or something. 280 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,682 - That's easy for you to say. 281 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,450 My parents were eaten by dogs. 282 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,568 At least that's what my foster parents told me. 283 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,843 - Whoa, that's-that's heavy. I'm sorry. 284 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,042 - Oh, no, no, don't be. 285 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,083 Apparently it happened way before I was born. 286 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,361 - Ah. 287 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,006 [owl hooting] 288 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,690 Look, if you're still scared, 289 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,086 I can go make you some camouflage. 290 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,480 - Really? 291 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,523 - Yeah, we'll get you to blend in. 292 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,244 - I mean, if you think that'll be- 293 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,523 'Yam ['a"9hs] 294 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,120 Oh, classic! 295 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,811 Okay, go ahead and rub that around. 296 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,201 I'm gonna go get some sticks and leaves. 297 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,322 - Okay- 298 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,647 - Oh, my God. Jillian. 299 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,728 It's ditch weed. 300 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,889 It's weed! [laughs] 301 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,846 Yes! Thank you, based God! Praise Allah! 302 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,564 [laughs] 303 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,409 Yes! [laughs] 304 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:57,321 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. [grunting] 305 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,330 Oh, I just want it to smell all over me. 306 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,090 - [groaning] - All right. Oh, God. 307 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,328 Here we go. I'm gonna go around and get it started. 308 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,726 - Wait. No, I was supposed to do that. 309 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,444 - Ow, let's go, Ders! 310 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,244 Do I need to get back there and help push this bitch? 311 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,089 - That would be nice! 312 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,850 - Well, I'm a little busy steering the Starship, buddy. 313 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,246 All right, now we're cooking. [engine starts] 314 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,203 - You got it? - Ders, get in! I got it! 315 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,845 - Coming around, coming around. - I got it. Whoo! 316 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,803 No thanks to you. A little help from you. 317 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,490 Good job. - All right, okay. 318 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,130 All right, wait, turn the lights on; it's pretty dark. 319 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,366 - All right. Lights! [quiet country music playing] 320 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,970 Lights on! 321 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,321 Man, this technology is dated, dude. 322 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,925 - Just use the lever right there on the side. 323 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,166 - Oh, okay, control, lights on. There it is! 324 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,611 Lights on! - Hit the brakes! 325 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,006 - I'm hitting them! I'm bailing! 326 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,281 - What? What? Adam! 327 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,767 [radio Ietly mayin 9] 328 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,009 - Oh, God. Yeah, that thing is scootin'. 329 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,323 It's like the Lovebug. [panting] 330 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,522 Hey, when you said, "Hit the brakes" 331 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:52,565 did you mean the left brakes or the right brakes? 332 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,682 Whoo. It's been a long time since I've driven. 333 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,684 [beatboxing] 334 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,531 [beatboxing] 335 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,363 - Oh, hell, yeah, ditch... 336 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,363 weed. 337 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,931 Ahh. 338 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,724 Oh, uh, did you want to hit the pipe cone? 339 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,366 - Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person. 340 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,882 But I feel like one time I saw someone 341 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,365 blowing smoke into someone else's mouth. 342 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,606 Is that a thing? 343 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,051 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 344 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,611 - That's called shotgunning. 345 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,529 You actually get way higher when you do that. 346 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:27,766 - Oh, cool. 347 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,120 - Did you want to try it? 348 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,481 - With you? Yeah-Yes. - Yeah. 349 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,250 - Totally. [chuckles] 350 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,566 I mean, whatever, sure, yeah. - All right, yeah. 351 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,808 All right, come on, get close. - Okay. 352 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,802 - [holding breath] Now open your mouth. 353 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,891 - Blow my mind, Blakey. 354 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,604 Mm- - Heck, yes! All right. 355 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,484 All right, now hold your breath as long as you can, okay? 356 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,329 This stuffs kinda weak, so I'm just gonna just 357 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,086 help that THC get into your brain, okay? 358 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,168 - Mm_ - Okay? Yeah! 359 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,810 That's helping. 360 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,890 Oh, yeah. You are gonna feel like a zombie after this. 361 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,651 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just 60 more seconds. 362 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,728 You feeling anything? Feeling anything? Yup! 363 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,411 Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out! 364 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,965 Jillian. 365 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,844 Uh-oh. 366 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,128 [high-pitched] Hello, this is a little forest elf. 367 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,810 Wake up, Jillian. 368 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,810 [country music playing] [normal voice] Come on. Come on. 369 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,046 - Come on, just through here. 370 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,286 Blake and Jillian gotta be close. 371 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,640 - This sucks, dude! 372 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,125 - I know. - I'm starving to death. 373 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,651 Our car ran away. 374 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,808 My body's withering away into a boy body 375 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,922 when I should have a fully grown man body! 376 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,610 - Yeah. - Look for berries 377 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,121 or any sort of-like, if we can find a rabbit, I would- 378 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,924 - I'm not looking for rabbits. 379 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,886 - Oh, look what I found. 380 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,525 Got him. Oh, I got him. 381 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,371 - Adam, what are you doing? 382 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,802 - Whatever it takes. - Oh, come on! 383 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,365 Jesus. - [swallows] 384 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,485 Actually, not bad. 385 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,524 Pretty good, kinda tastes like lobster with skin. 386 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,529 - That's good to know. Can we please vamonos? 387 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,847 - Why didn't you tell me nature lizards were so delicious? 388 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,246 - All right. - Mm. 389 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,044 You're probably a little embarrassed 390 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,844 that I'm more of a survival master than you are, huh? 391 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,291 - First lesson in nature- 392 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,890 they're not called "nature lizards." 393 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,286 Just "lizards." 394 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,925 - Well, they're not city lizards. 395 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,485 - No, they're not. 396 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,965 - I'm in the nature, and I found a lizard. 397 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,971 Henceforth, therefore, it is a nature lizard. 398 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,525 You're probably too scared to eat one. 399 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,926 - Not scared. 400 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,201 By the way, if we call them "city lizards," 401 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,004 they'd be Mondo Gecko. 402 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,366 That's a whole different thing I'll get into later 403 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,641 because I am a survival master. 404 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,125 I'll find a- - There. 405 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,366 - Here we go. See? - There's one. Yeah. 406 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,606 Eat it. 407 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,210 - Not scared. 408 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,482 - [laughs] - In my mouth. 409 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,726 - I didn't think you were gonna do that. 410 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,644 They're not bad, right? 411 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,240 At first they're a little gushy. It's like one of those gushers. 412 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,964 But they don't taste like berries or artificial flavors, 413 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,491 they taste like... - [coughing] 414 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,931 - Nutrients. What's wrong? 415 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,201 - [coughing] - You okay? 416 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,481 - No. - You gotta use your teeth, bud. 417 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,244 - It's caught- - Use your teeth. 418 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,771 - [coughing] - You've eaten food before. 419 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,325 - [coughs] - Oh, God! 420 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,891 Oh, it's coming out your nose! 421 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,286 - What? - The tail's out! 422 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,011 I got it! I got it! [screams] Oh, God! 423 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,963 Get it! Get it! - No-ow-ow! 424 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,764 - Oh, my God, she's dead. 425 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,086 I gotta dig a grave. 426 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,810 Gotta dig a grave. 427 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,241 Just dig a grave. - [gasps] 428 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,408 Oh, God. - Oh! Oh, Jillian! 429 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,090 Hey! There you are, buddy. 430 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,089 - Did that go how it was supposed to go? 431 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,929 - Yeah. - Yeah? 432 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,804 - Yeah, yeah, no, that's- that's-that's it. 433 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,325 - I got high. 434 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,488 - You got so high! [both laugh] 435 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,761 - You- [animal howling] 436 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,405 - Om ' Hey. hey 437 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,410 It's okay. It's just a coyote. 438 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,285 Really, really far away coyote. 439 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,641 - What if there are others, closer'? 440 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,728 They're wild animals, Blake. 441 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,811 - Jillian, we're wild animals too, all right? 442 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,048 There is a wild animal inside of you. 443 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,640 - You think? - Hell, yeah. You kidding me? 444 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,411 And you probably got something like just crazy, 445 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,251 just a savage beast inside of you. 446 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,805 What do you think it is? 447 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,367 - Oh, I-I don't know. A lion? 448 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,323 - Oh. yeah! Totally! 449 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,329 - Yeah? - You are so a lion. 450 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,169 Well, a lioness. 451 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,406 Yeah, 'cause of the... - I'm... 452 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,646 - Vagina thing. 453 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,643 - A lady. - Yeah. 454 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,121 Come on, yeah. Let's hear it. Let's hear your lioness roar. 455 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,561 - No, what? What if- What if the killer dog hears us? 456 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,326 - Well, then, that killer dog's gonna have to- 457 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,249 have to fight Jillian the lioness! 458 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,886 And, uh-and Blake the... 459 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,126 mastodon! 460 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,446 [chuckles] 461 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,971 [imitates mastodon trumpeting] 462 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,206 - [roars] 463 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,646 [both laughing] 464 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,886 - [roars] - Yeah! 465 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,126 - [roaring] - Oh. yeah! 466 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,850 Yeah, that's- - [laughs] 467 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,530 - That's cool, Jillian, I never seen this side of you. 468 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,371 You got a-[chuckles] You got a wild side, girl. 469 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,608 - [growls, giggles] - Kinda like it. 470 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,051 - Yeah? - Yeah. 471 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,810 - So what makes you a mastodon? 472 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,486 Is it 'cause of your big, giant trunk? 473 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,207 - No, I have to take a mastodon-sized crap. 474 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,210 [chuckles] Hold down the fort, lioness Jillian. 475 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,890 - All right. - [farts] Whoa. 476 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,684 It's coming out already. - Oh. 477 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,006 [howling] - [blows nose] 478 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,361 What was that? - Oh, my God. 479 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,891 It's the dog! 480 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,889 - I don't care, man, let it come for us. 481 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,525 - Come on, dude. - [blows] 482 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,880 - Don't be such a baby. 483 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,161 Just because mother nature 484 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,089 whipped out her delicious mammary 485 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,522 and sprayed nature lizard milk down my throat, 486 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,608 and all she wants to do is murder you. 487 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,846 You must feel bad about that. 488 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,086 - No. 489 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,651 - We are men! We are doing this! 490 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,091 We are men in the woods, and we're doing this! 491 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,611 - All right. 492 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,846 - Men in the woods, and we're doing this! 493 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,651 Okay, ow. I think I hurt my ankle. 494 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,604 - [roars] 495 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,926 [roars] - Hew 496 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,930 [laughs] Guess what. 497 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,691 I wasn't back there taking a mastodon dump. 498 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,407 I was changing my animal to better match your lioness. 499 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,284 I'm Blake... 500 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,606 the dire wolf. 501 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,643 - Ooh, I like that. [giggles] 502 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,764 - Did you know that when the dude wolf 503 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,281 engages in sex, 504 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,284 his genitals swell up? 505 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,890 - Oh, that's very coo- - I wasn't finished. 506 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,241 - Oh. 507 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,681 - His genitals swell up, and he... 508 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,168 hooks into the chick wolf, 509 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,568 and she can't get away for up to 20 minutes. 510 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,966 Pretty cool, huh? 511 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,765 - Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness. 512 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,968 - Oh, I know. 513 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,286 But haven't you always wanted to see 514 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,526 two different animals doing it? 515 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,529 - Yes. - Me too. 516 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,569 So what do you say? 517 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,803 [sniffs] Permission to hug ya? 518 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,242 - Hook it up, Blake. 519 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,482 - I can't wait to tell the dudes about this. 520 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,726 - Wait, what? - Huh? 521 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,251 - No. No, you can't tell them. 522 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,606 - What? - You can't tell anybody. 523 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,643 No. - Wha-That's what you do. 524 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,287 You nail the girl to the wall, you tell the buddies back home. 525 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,289 Come on, you're the lioness, I'm the wolf! 526 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,448 We're gonna rule the Telamericorp jungle! 527 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,688 I'll let you eat my butt on top of the photocopier. 528 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,564 - N-Wait-No, Blake, we have to think about this. 529 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,250 Okay? Just-just- let's not rush. 530 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,805 - What? - We need to think- 531 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,485 - Come on, wild animals- They don't think! 532 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,726 They just... 533 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,405 do each other! Now, come on! 534 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,965 Life's short. Kiss hard. 535 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,241 [laughs] - What does that even mean? 536 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,486 _ [howls] 537 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,045 I'm gonna bite your ass! - Stop- 538 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,321 No, wait-No, please. - [laughing] 539 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,601 - Bad wolf! 540 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,051 No! No! - [howls] 541 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,605 - Okay, Blake, I love you, 542 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,722 but you're coming off a teensy bit rapey. 543 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,285 - What are you talking about? - No! No! 544 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,602 - Being men. - All right. 545 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,326 I could-l want some of that- that teat milk or whatever. 546 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,885 - Whoo. - Get off of me, you wolf! 547 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,206 - [howls] - It's got Jillian. 548 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,606 - [barking] - Bad wolf, bad wolf! 549 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,085 - Find weapons-find a weapon. - Weapons? 550 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,366 - Find a weapon. - What? 551 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,641 - Yup. - No, bad wolf! 552 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,886 - You ready to quit being a pussy 553 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,246 and start being that Scout thing 554 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,521 I think I remember you talking about? 555 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,971 - Oh, come on. Oh, no, bad wolf! 556 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,206 - You know this. 557 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,561 - Get off of me, wolf! - [howls] 558 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,170 Oh! 559 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,123 Oh-ho-ho-ho... - Blake? 560 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,366 - Stab it in the head! Right in the eye socket! 561 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,244 - Blake, Jillian? - Guys? 562 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,691 - Was a dog here attacking you? What are you doing? 563 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,723 - Uh-oh, I can taste my brain in my nose. 564 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,286 - Jillian, are you okay? Did we save your life? 565 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,845 - Yeah-What? Nobody hooked anyone. 566 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,086 We were just-l- - Shh! Shut up! 567 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,362 - What? - [sniffs] 568 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,285 I smell burritos. Follow the leader. 569 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,566 That's me in this situation; I'm the leader. 570 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,841 - Yeah. 571 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,405 - I'm the leader in this situation. 572 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,851 We're going this way. That was the wrong way. 573 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,086 The leader says go this way. - Go, Jillian! 574 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,924 [beatboxing] 575 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,489 [beatboxing] 576 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,284 - [panting] - Oh, there it is! 577 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,129 - Oh, it's open! 578 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,004 - All right, I'm gonna go get my hot sauce from the car. 579 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,281 [sing-song] My Crystals. 580 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,526 - Crystals. - You guys order for me. 581 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,766 - Yeah, I'll get you the pizza. 582 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,046 I'm just joking. 583 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,003 But what if I wasn't? 584 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:21,170 You'd be like, 'What're you talkin' 'bout, William?" 585 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,886 - Looks like I won't be needing you anymore, little guy. 586 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,401 Have a nice life. 587 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,528 Wait, what's that? 588 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,971 You miss your brothers? 589 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,811 Okay- 590 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,926 Oh. 591 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,122 Here we go. Crystal time. 592 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,123 Very cool. 593 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,045 [dramatic music] 594 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,487 All right, I've had just about enough of this! 595 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,080 So I'm gonna give you one chance to turn around! 596 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,248 Right now! Walk away. 597 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:54,570 [dog barking] 598 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,091 Let's do this. 599 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,361 Come on. 600 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,767 Come on, you bitch! 601 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,609 [barking] 602 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,250 - Mmm 603 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,681 This isn't that good, is it? - Mm-mm. 604 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,040 - It's not good. 605 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,844 - You could drown it in the salsa, 606 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,008 but the salsa tastes like there's a cup of dirt in it. 607 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,088 - Hey- 608 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,851 So you're okay? 609 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,167 - Yeah. I'm okay. 610 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,526 Are-are you? 611 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,086 - Yeah, I'm okay. 612 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,402 - Like, okay-okay. 613 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,409 - Definitely. Totally okay. 614 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,010 - Yeah. - I'm okay too. 615 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,448 In case you guys care, so... I was out there as well. 616 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,484 - Oh, hope you're enjoying your breakfast burritos. 617 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,525 And if you could, por favor, keep eye out for Gus. 618 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,210 Haven't seen him around. 619 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,845 - I haven't seen your buddy Gus either, 620 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,246 but there is a chance that he was eaten by a wild dog 621 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,725 that I just murdered in the parking lot. 622 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,251 - [gasps] Ay. - I just murdered it. I got it. 623 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,603 - This-this dog? 624 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,411 This one? 625 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,928 You killed my dog? 626 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,166 Hello? 627 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,203 - Nice. 628 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,328 [dog snorting] [party horn blows] 629 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,241 - [growling] - No, bad wolf! 630 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,521 Stop it! Stop, Blake! 631 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,005 No! What are you do-no! 632 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,491 - Just having some fun. - Bad wolf! 633 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,886 - We're in the woods. - Bad wolf! 634 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,042 Down, mutt, down! 635 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,924 - That's it. - [laughs] 636 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,930 Well, he's almost done. He's almost done.