1 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,091 - [chuckles] 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,770 No. Yeah. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,565 Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, sure. 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,728 - [screams] 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,491 [bike whirring] 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,251 [all screaming] 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,647 - What are you doing? - Aah! 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,524 - Whoa! all: Ohh. 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,449 - You know what? I'm outta here. 10 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,766 - No, no, no, wait, no, no, no. Oh, hey, hey, hey! 11 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,046 Don't leave! They'll leave! 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,525 I'll make them leave! - Sorry. 13 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,324 - You're not gonna survive the apocalypse 14 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,522 with that attitude. - What the hell are you doing? 15 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,449 - We're LARPing. - We're LARPing. 16 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,050 - Getting psyched up for Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse. 17 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,286 The game comes out tomorrow, man! 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,970 - Yeah, I'm a zombie. 19 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,366 I'm not like a dumb zombie who eats brains. 20 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,970 I'm like a smart one who eats, like- 21 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,889 like, Boston Market and stuff. - Yeah. 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,445 - Okay, good to know. I was about to do 23 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,562 some eatin' of my own until you guys came in. 24 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,966 - That's awesome. 25 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,366 - You know what? That was the girl from the bank. 26 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,686 Wasn't it? - That was The Darkness? 27 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,165 Both: That was The Darkness! 28 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,731 - Her name is Jenny from the bank. 29 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,922 - So Jenny was the girl that was definitely not 30 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,769 gonna bless you with her sex. - Oh. 31 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,086 - Does this look like she was never 32 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,124 gonna bless me with her sex? 33 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,685 . Dang- 34 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,086 Ders gets a butt. 35 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,124 [beatboxing] 36 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,241 $5' 37 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,806 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 38 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,046 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta ♪ 39 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,286 ♪ You gotta, gotta ♪ 40 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,085 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 41 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,521 - And I actually need weed for, like, 42 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,250 everything in my life. 43 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,249 - It's a crutch. - It's pretty bad, yeah. 44 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,283 - Hey, Blake, I'm feeling sick, 45 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,442 so I need you to work my desk for the rest of the day. 46 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,369 - Ugh. You look horrible. 47 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,641 - Well- - Yeah. 48 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,603 About that, I can't, not today. 49 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,165 Code of Ronin comes out tonight, 50 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,641 and I gotta save a spot in line at the video game store. 51 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,205 Actually, I was just about to leave. 52 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,163 Check it out. 53 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,169 - That's good form. - Nice. 54 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,169 - Huh? I'm gonna put 'em in the bathroom stall, 55 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,362 tell everybody I'm crapping the rest of the day. 56 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,641 - Okay, well, I can't lie to you guys. 57 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,205 I'm not really sick. I just- 58 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,846 I told Alice that so I could leave early 59 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,167 to go see Walking with Dinosaurs: 60 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,930 Arena Spectacular. 61 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,202 - Uh, maybe one of these guys could cover for you. 62 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,651 - I really shouldn't. 63 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,966 It would set a precedence in this office 64 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,208 that we don't need. - No, for Alice? 65 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,288 We'd probably end up fuggin' all day, 66 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,129 get no work done. 67 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,527 - Please, Blake. I mean, my lifelong dream 68 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,961 is to live in Jurassic Park times. 69 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,402 - 1993? - Please, I really need this! 70 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,646 I need it! 71 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,287 Okay? [quivering] 72 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,526 Please, Blake! 73 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,766 - All right, all right, all right, yeah. 74 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,211 - Oh, okay, great. - Yeah, yeah. 75 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,446 - That's Alice's appointment book. 76 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,686 - Okay, sure, appointment book. 77 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,086 - [screeches] - [growls] 78 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,326 - Have a lot of fun. - Get out of here. 79 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,566 - Jillian, feel better. - Oh, no. 80 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,011 I'm not actually sick. 81 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,009 So what you said about my face earlier was- 82 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,963 It was rude. - No game. 83 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,048 Great, now I'm gonna be 24 hours behind 84 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,730 everybody's skill level. 85 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,286 Those racist teenagers online are gonna buttram me. 86 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,925 Ders. - Sony 87 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,280 - Buddy, come on, dude. 88 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,686 Please just stand in line for me. 89 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:48,926 And then, once I get off work, 90 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,166 I'll come bail you out, please. 91 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,520 - [laughs] No. - Come on. 92 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,085 - Are you kidding, after last night? 93 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,531 Dude, I gotta get The Darkness back to our house. 94 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,005 I'm thinking about stepping it up, 95 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,963 getting out the guy-liner, crossing over. 96 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,048 - Yeah, you do kinda look like Jared Leto a little bit. 97 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,326 - Seriously, thank you. - Yeah, but, like, 98 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,566 an uglier version of him. 99 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,045 - Sure, that works for me. 100 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,611 - I guess, probably not even Jared Leto, 101 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,484 like a relative of his who's fat and ugly 102 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,090 but still sees Jared on Christmas. 103 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,202 - Can't slam me, not with Jared Leto in there. 104 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,481 - Adam? - Hmm? 105 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,170 - Help me out, dude. - Mm-mm. 106 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,406 - Come on, you're my brother. You're my bro! 107 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,931 Come on. - No. No, no, no, no. 108 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,326 I hate lines, dude. 109 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,169 - Look, you could buy a bunch of games. 110 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,611 And then when they sell out, you could sell 'em on eBay. 111 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,331 You'll make, like, a lot of money. 112 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,124 - I could make, like, 10,000 bucks probably. 113 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,401 - Yeah, no, not that much, 114 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:28,766 but, like, a healthy profit. 115 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,769 - You know what? I'll do it. 116 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,609 - Yes! - I need money, actually. 117 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,246 Because I've recently given a ton of money to charity, so- 118 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,526 - That's awesome, man. - Good for you, man. 119 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,005 - Just kidding. - Blake! 120 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,485 Where the hell are you? 121 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,285 I need a toasted bagel with salmon cream cheese 122 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,401 and my yerba mate. 123 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,760 - Coming, Alice. [chuckles] 124 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,564 - Coming at ya. 125 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,331 - Hey, Dark- Jenny, it's Anders. 126 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,851 - Oh, hey. 127 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,082 - Just calling to apologize about last night. 128 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,771 Um, I was hoping I could make it up to you 129 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,127 this evening. - I can't tonight. 130 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,810 I'm gonna wait in line for Code of Ronin: 131 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,206 Undead Apocalypse. 132 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,129 - Code of Ronin? Yeah, I know it 133 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,730 'cause my roommates are gonna go wait in line for it. 134 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,080 You don't have to. 135 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,929 They'll just pick you up a copy and, uh, 136 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,451 since you'll be at my house already, 137 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,965 they can just give it to you late night. 138 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,570 - Hew 139 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,364 Did you punk bitches take my salmon cream cheese? 140 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,090 - No, I haven't seen it. Good luck. 141 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,249 Anyway, so it'll just be me and you, 142 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,129 you and me and- - Yoo-hoo. 143 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,645 That shit was from Noah's! 144 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,205 I ain't gonna let you chitchat 145 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,651 till you get me my cream cheese. 146 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,206 Hello, hey! Hey, girl! 147 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,651 Hey, girl! He got baby balls! 148 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,161 - Jesus. What's all that noise? 149 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,169 - I'm watching an episode of Martin. 150 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,045 Here. There. - This ain't my cream cheese. 151 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,400 And it's definitely not salmon-flavored. 152 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,126 - But I don't- Look, Tez, please. 153 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,571 I'm desperately trying to get this goth girl 154 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,125 over to my house tonight to get a little freaky. 155 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,810 - Oh, goth girl? Well, you should've said that 156 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,160 from jump, fool. 157 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,248 Okay, this is what I want you to tell her. 158 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,569 You gonna tell her you have a gang of Tanqueray 159 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,920 and some bubonic chronic. 160 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,610 - I am not saying that. - You tell her- 161 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,324 - Hello, are you still there? 162 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,720 - Yeah, no, no, I'm here. 163 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,842 Um, hey, about tonight, I've got, uh, 164 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,964 a gang of Tanqueray and some bubonic chronic. 165 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,208 - Good enough for me. 166 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,606 - It worked. - You damn right it worked. 167 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,960 - That's crazy. 168 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,406 - It's been a while for you, huh? 169 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:11,646 - It's been so long. 170 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,728 [phone vibrates] 171 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,205 - All right, all right, all right. 172 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,448 Yeah, yeah. [phone vibrates] 173 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,721 Ch'ello? 174 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,690 - Yo, Blazer, I am lost, dude. 175 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:22,966 - Okay, all right, all right. 176 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,320 What street are you on? 177 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,205 - Uh, looks like Maple Avenue. 178 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,209 - Okay, yes, yes, good, good. That's perfect. 179 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,685 You're in the right direction. 180 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,165 Just keep heading north, okay? 181 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,520 And you're gonna see a line. 182 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,801 And there's gonna be a bunch 183 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,160 of real gnar brajes and brajettes 184 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,725 dressed like samurai zombies. 185 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,966 You can't miss it. It's a lot of fun. 186 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,684 - All right. Brajes and- 187 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,201 - Were you planning on bringing me my food 188 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,771 at any point today? 189 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,247 - I was. Um, and- 190 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,522 [imitates fanfare] 191 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,449 The Queen's breakfast, 192 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,961 a plain bagel with salmon cream cheese. 193 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,610 - I said toasted. 194 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,803 Does that- Does that look toasted to you? 195 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,008 - No. 196 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,770 Now bring me one that's toasted. 197 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,365 You know, you are worse than Jillian, 198 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,051 and she might have Aspergers. 199 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:11,085 I'm allowed to break your face, Blake. 200 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,328 - Can I have my phone back? 201 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,329 - Oh, Ders, man. 202 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,930 I'm glad you called, dude. - Hey 203 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,963 - I was sensing, like, some really weird vibes 204 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,445 between us, you know, almost like 205 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,130 we weren't friends or something. 206 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,322 - I-I like you, dude. - Really? 207 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,408 'Cause you didn't give to my Kickstarter, man, 208 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,851 and that really bummed me out. 209 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,962 I needed 4 Gs to buy Funyuns. 210 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,606 - Oh, you had a Kickstarter to buy Funyuns, the company? 211 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,563 - No, dude, I just wanted to buy hella Funyuns, man. 212 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,682 - How about the weed, Karl? - Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. 213 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,404 There you go, eighth-ola. - Hew 214 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,124 - Good, now listen, that's for free, okay? 215 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,651 That's the friend-o price, all right? 216 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,330 And since we're friends now, I was wondering 217 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,204 if you'd like to go check out a model train show 218 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,845 with me tonight. It'd be cool. 219 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,008 - Tonight? - Yeah, tonight. 220 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,531 - I can't. I'm so sorry. 221 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,842 Any other time, I swear to God, okay? 222 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,689 - Oh, dude, tomorrow night, I'm gonna roast a bowl, 223 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,325 and then there's this big hide-and-seek game 224 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,886 down at the quarry, man. You'd love it. 225 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,445 Let's go check your calendar. - No, no, no. 226 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,846 The calendar-There's nothing on the calendar. 227 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,530 Oh, um, that's my boss! 228 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:04,926 You gotta get out of here! 229 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,485 Mr. Womano, there's a homeless guy. 230 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,090 I'm taking care of it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 231 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,447 - Get out of here! - Oh, ow! Ow! 232 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,924 - Is that a zombie? 233 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,320 You a zombie? 234 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,920 Hey, zombie! 235 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,200 Next. 236 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,526 Whoa! 237 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,041 Your scabs are so real-looking, dude. 238 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,242 That's dedication. That is dedication. 239 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,283 Can I touch it? 240 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,925 I wanna touch it. 241 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,327 [laughs] 242 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,408 It feels like a puffy corn flake. 243 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,851 Mm-mm. [spits] 244 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,644 Nope, does not taste like one. 245 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,524 Tastes like a real scab. 246 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,927 That's cool how they make it taste real too. 247 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,929 Man, technology, you know? 248 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,405 Have you seen Benjamin Button? 249 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,171 The makeup in that- 250 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,526 You're lucky. 251 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,644 [beatboxing] 252 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,768 [beatboxing] 253 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,531 - Toasted, toasted. I'll give you toasted. 254 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,244 I will give you toasted. I'm giving her toasted. 255 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,442 - Hold up, hold up! 256 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,130 I know that's not my salmon-flavored cream cheese 257 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,561 from Noah's. - What? Oh, uh- 258 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,081 Oh, yeah, yeah. I guess it is. 259 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,043 But, you know, there's only a little bit left, 260 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,881 and Alice wants her bagel, so thank you. 261 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,570 - You better give me my goddamn cream cheese 262 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,250 before it get violent in here. 263 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,091 - Okay, I'm sorry, but I don't need this today. 264 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,168 All right? I am under copious amounts of stress. 265 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,203 All right, Alice is breathing down my neck. 266 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,486 So zip it, all right? 267 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,125 - I'm warning you, dude! 268 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,691 I've been dreaming about this cream cheese all week, 269 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,245 and you know I can't have it at the house 270 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,486 'cause Colleen said it's too caloric. 271 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,409 - Well, I'm sor- 272 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,410 [dramatic music] 273 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:48,291 $5' 274 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,643 - Ooh, if you so much as put a knife on anything 275 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,928 in that cheese, I'm gonna slap that mustache 276 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,725 off that pretty little mouth. 277 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,446 Do it, dude. 278 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,761 See what happens. 279 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,248 You don't got the guts. 280 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,931 [heart beating rapidly] 281 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,485 Do it! - Aah! Okay! 282 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,364 All right, all right. Don't hit me, okay? 283 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,084 I have extremely sensitive cheeks. 284 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,611 Please don't slap me. 285 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,768 - [groans] 286 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,042 Lines suck, dude. 287 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,089 My mom was actually stabbed in the stomach 288 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,645 when she was pregnant with me, waiting in line 289 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,762 for Riddlefs Revenge at Six Flags. 290 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,645 So I have, like, post-traumatic pre-natal stress disease. 291 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,762 It's, like, a real thing in my life. 292 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,287 You know what would really chill me out? 293 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,890 If I were able to... 294 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,002 [high-pitched] Smoke a bowl. 295 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,121 [normal voice] Would you guys be able 296 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,446 to help me out with that? 297 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,289 [high-pitched] Smoke some weed. 298 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,006 [normal voice] I could pay. 299 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,282 I got some cash. 300 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,289 - We'll get you high, man. Don't worry about it. 301 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,165 Why don't we go someplace a little bit more private? 302 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,645 - More private? Okay. 303 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,205 Wow, you're taking this zombie thing 304 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,807 really seriously, aren't you? - [chuckles] 305 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,526 - Hello, Jenny. You look ravishing. 306 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,529 - When are your friends gonna be back with the game? 307 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,642 - Not for a good while, so... 308 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,843 that means it's just me and you for a little bit. 309 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,490 I hope you're a panini girl. 310 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,571 I've got some paninis for you, madame. 311 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,761 [blows raspberry] I'm just kidding. 312 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,127 - Where's the weed? 313 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,720 - The weed is right here. 314 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,563 Let's get silly. 315 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,245 - Yeah, it'd be better if you roll them too, 316 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,966 because sometimes they get really soggy when I do it. 317 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,048 I got, like, extra kissing juices or something. 318 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,491 I don't know. [sniffs] 319 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,125 [knock at door] 320 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,368 Yeah? - Hey, what's up, best friend? 321 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,323 Man, how's it going? - What are you doing here? 322 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,965 - Dude, I'm on the bang patrol, baby. 323 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,082 Did you bang her yet? - Not yet. No, I haven't. 324 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,890 But thanks for patrolling, I appreciate it. 325 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,161 I'll see you around. - What, no- 326 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,486 No, I brought my guitar, just in case 327 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,726 you wanted me to "sere-nah-day" you. 328 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,401 ♪ I wanna slip inside of y- ♪ 329 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,885 - I don't need your songs, man. 330 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,168 I got Ders-patented love moves, okay? 331 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,770 I'll be banging her in about 20 minutes. 332 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,490 Thank you. - Dude, that's what's up, man. 333 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,965 That's my guy. You're gonna fuck this chick. 334 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,320 - Yeah. - You know that, right? 335 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,566 - Yeah, I know it. - Bang her. 336 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,449 Then you are gonna need this. 337 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,289 - What for? 338 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,243 - So you can tape yourself while you're banging her, man. 339 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,089 All right, there's nothing more empowering 340 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,964 than jerking it to your own butt and balls. 341 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,491 Trust. 342 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,285 - It would be kinda cool to see my moves. 343 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,930 - Mm-hmm. - Let's do it. 344 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,201 Just put it in the ceiling vent in my room, all right? 345 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,486 - Okay- 346 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,523 - So, uh, repairman, the vent 347 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,971 that's broken in my bedroom 348 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,082 is just down that hall and to the left. 349 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,322 - Oh, yeah, absolutely, sir, yes. 350 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,841 You are the customer, and I am the repairman. 351 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,246 - Yep - My God. 352 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,522 You are gorgeous, and you are so lucky 353 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,971 to have such a wonderful man here. 354 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,525 I mean, I meet a lot of guys 355 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,564 in my line of business, which clearly is vents. 356 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,364 - Yeah. - And, uh, he's the best 357 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,891 I've ever met. - Oh, yeah. 358 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,162 He's the best, all right. - Yes. 359 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,691 - He's great, probably great in the sack. 360 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,006 - Okay, thank you. 361 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,691 Good luck in there, repairing vents. 362 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,802 The vents have been driving me nuts. 363 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,968 I've got this phlegm-y thing I can't get rid of, but- 364 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,162 - Oh, no. - But I'm better now. 365 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,850 I'm raring to go. 366 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,202 Ow! Jesus! 367 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,362 - [exhales] Whoo! 368 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,689 Ooh! This stuff makes me feel strong, dude. 369 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:07,282 I feel like I could punch through a wall right now. 370 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,925 What kind of weed is this? 371 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,684 - It's PCP. 372 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,531 - PCP. [exhales] 373 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,768 Wow, very cool. Check that off the list. 374 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,082 - Why don't you just give us all the money? 375 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,521 We'll make this easy. - Uh-[exhales] 376 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,120 Yep. I'll throw you guys some cash. 377 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,890 - No, no, no, no. - Can you break a 20? 378 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,889 - No, all of it, and the wallet too. 379 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,331 - No, that's not what I- 380 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,090 That's not what we had agreed to. 381 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,885 I thought we were just buddies smoking some weed, 382 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,445 not PCP. [laughs] 383 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:38,201 - Give me the money now! - Aah! 384 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,204 [screaming] [both growling] 385 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,011 [screaming] 386 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,010 [dubstep music] 387 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,130 $5' 388 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,562 [all growling] 389 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:58,766 - [screaming] 390 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,081 Ow! 391 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,204 [beatboxing] 392 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,521 [beatboxing] 393 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,490 - Adam? Adam? 394 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,244 [sighs] I left my phone at the off- 395 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,010 Adam? 396 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,690 What the hell? 397 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,087 - I'm right here, Blake. 398 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,361 I saved your spot 399 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,847 while you were in the bathroom. 400 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,849 - [chuckles] Marshall Davis? 401 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,485 - Yeah, man, from Rancho Video and Disc. 402 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,840 I used to hook you up. 403 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,167 - Hey, man, thanks for letting me in line. 404 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,203 I mean- Sorry, excuse me. 405 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,926 I-I had a friend who was saving a spot for me, 406 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,048 but I guess he got lost. 407 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,571 - Hey, no problem, man. You know, it's been a while. 408 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,569 We should get together and play some Magic. 409 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,170 - Oh, dude, I brought my swarm deck. 410 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,681 - Yo, you can't cut in line, bitch! 411 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,525 - Oh. Oh, no, he- He was just in the bathroom. 412 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,801 - No, he wasn't, dude. 413 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,285 I was watching the whole time. 414 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,402 You just forfeited your line privileges, bro! 415 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,363 - Okay, thank- - Excuse me, Chad, 416 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,170 all right, and I'm just assuming that's your name 417 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,442 by the way you're dressed, but don't yell at him. 418 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,324 I'm the one who cut in line. 419 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,608 - First of all, bro, my name's Devin. 420 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,802 Second of all, that story sucks. 421 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,571 Why don't you guys go to the back of the line now? 422 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,091 - Okay, sorry, sir. We'll get to the back of the line. 423 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,480 - No, no, no, no. Wait a second. 424 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,728 This is your spot. Stand your ground. 425 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,320 - Eh, what can you do? It happens. 426 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,010 - It does happen, and it's happening, dude. 427 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,088 Back of the line! You too! 428 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,009 Let's go, Gandalf. - All right, all right. 429 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,645 - Yeah, follow the finger. 430 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,921 That's what you get when you mess 431 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,371 with Tony Danza's cousin! 432 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,811 - Devin Danza? 433 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,843 - God, you do have some kinks 434 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,166 and some meaty traps. 435 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,044 [guitar note] Oh, yeah. 436 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,286 - I'm done. 437 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,765 Maintenance is all good. 438 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,245 And as we say in the ventilation business, 439 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,885 cameras are rolling, man. 440 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,891 - All right, thank you for your help, Mr. Vent Man. 441 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,240 - No problem. 442 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,686 - Where do you think you're going? 443 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,609 - Well, his job's done, so he's leaving. 444 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,644 - Yeah. - Not yet he's not. 445 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,684 Let's take this party to the bedroom. 446 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,723 - Yeah, no, I know, I know. 447 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,729 I just thought it was gonna be us two tonight. 448 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,330 - But that's not a party. 449 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,523 This is a party. 450 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,041 - Ooh. 451 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,290 - And I like parties. 452 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,085 - I call first bang. 453 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,167 - I want you both to take your shirts off. 454 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,282 - Yeah. - Um, both of us have to? 455 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,561 - Both of you. 456 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,205 - [deep breath] 457 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,243 - Oh, God. Okay, all right. 458 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,164 It's just, you know, 'cause it's cold in here is all, so- 459 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,725 - Now I want you two to show me 460 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,889 what you would do to me on each other. 461 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,240 - Okay, well, I would grab your titty- 462 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,249 - Stop it! - Chill out, man. 463 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,885 It's just a titty, dude. 464 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,207 Male, female, it's all the same, baby, it's skin. 465 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,561 - No. I am not comfortable with this. 466 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,330 - Well, you better get comfortable, 467 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,240 because later, I'm gonna make you really comfortable... 468 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,249 in my pussy. 469 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,203 - Okay, just start here. - Yep, right here. 470 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,845 So I'ma do this first. 471 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,371 I'm gonna rub it and tantalize it a little bit. 472 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,641 Then I'm gonna grab the other one. 473 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,091 - Okay. [chuckles] - Yeah. 474 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,407 You got some- You got some awesome tits. 475 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,800 - Yeah. [stammers] 476 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,365 - This is some B.S. 477 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,366 I am sick of guys like that walking all over us. 478 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,209 - Some people are Lords of the Pit. 479 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,203 Others, like you and me, 480 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,931 thrulls, born to be sacrificed. 481 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,610 - I'm a Force of Nature, man. 482 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,200 I'm an Avatar of Might. - Well- 483 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,970 - I'ma trample this guy. 484 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,724 Come on. 485 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,080 - Dude, how have you not seen 486 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,690 My Chemical Romance live, dude? 487 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,245 - Excuse me. 488 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,330 The way you were acting earlier was unacceptable. 489 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,240 So unless you wanna see how really super tough I am, 490 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,249 I suggest you let us back in line. 491 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,521 - [spits] 492 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,806 - Eww. 493 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,970 - Or what? 494 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,287 [both screaming] 495 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,721 - Yeah! - Aah! 496 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,683 - Ahh! [exhales] 497 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,848 - Fine, man, take the spot, whatever. 498 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,086 - Yeah! [laughs] 499 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,486 - That was awesome. 500 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,329 - Thanks. Yeah, I'm a hero, man. 501 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,090 Feels good. It feels good. It feels hood. 502 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,449 - [screams] There's a zombie apocalypse! 503 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,005 - Aah, zombies! - Hey, watch where you're going. 504 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,446 - Hey! - Zombies! 505 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,562 - I don't take that shit no more. 506 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,684 [beatboxing] - ♪ He's insane ♪ 507 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,561 [beatboxing] 508 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,250 - Oh, lick it. Yeah. 509 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,044 - Oh, yeah. - Is that what you want? 510 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,844 - [moans] - Like that? 511 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,086 - Mm, Ders. - Ow! 512 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,202 Too rough, okay? 513 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,606 - Well, dude, I'm sorry. But you know what? 514 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,960 You could be a little rougher. 515 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,320 - Fine, tell me how you like this. 516 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,811 - That's it. - How do you like that? 517 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,206 Does that hurt? - That's what's up. 518 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,004 - Okay, now I want you both to take off 519 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,281 the rest of your clothes so that 520 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,771 I could get involved. 521 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,211 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally. 522 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,044 - I have to draw the line. This is-Don't. 523 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,525 Hey. - Nope, this is happening. 524 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,846 This is happening, bud. We're doing this. 525 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,610 - I can't do this. - Okay. 526 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,769 Here, why don't you put my teeny-tiny panties 527 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,882 in your mouth? - Okay, this I like. 528 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,486 You are creative. Move over, Karl. 529 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,250 - Come on in. Come on in. - Okay. 530 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,328 - [chuckles] Ooh. 531 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,920 - But first... 532 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,010 Oh, yeah, no vision allowed. 533 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,885 - Oh, blindfolding me, okay. 534 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,525 - Cool. I want no sight. 535 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,251 - Yeah, heighten the senses. Ow. 536 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,169 - This is freakin' kink central right here. 537 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,009 - Feed me, baby. - I love it. 538 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,281 - My panties in your mouth. 539 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,726 - Yeah, feed me, feed me. 540 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,444 - Open wide. - Mm-hmm. 541 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,846 [both moan] 542 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,610 - Yum. - [muffled] Baby. 543 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,846 - Oh, what do they taste like? 544 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,485 - Butterscotch, baby. 545 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,726 - Let me taste a little bit. - Mm-mm, no, you wait. 546 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,966 - Come on, let me taste. - Stop it. 547 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,281 - Come on, man. - Oh, here we go. 548 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,606 - Where's she at? I found her. 549 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,609 - Here I am, guys. 550 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,768 - She's right here. - Oh, Marco Polo. 551 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,962 [laughter] 552 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,445 - Oh, my God. 553 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,846 - [muffled] Marco Boner. 554 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,803 [cell phone chimes] - Oh, I'm in. 555 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,445 - She's getting a little hot, huh? 556 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,164 - I think I found a butt. - Oh, yeah? 557 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,770 Is he touching your butt? 558 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,882 'Cause that's cool, and I like it. 559 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,365 [both moaning] - She's great. 560 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,323 - Oh, yeah, you guys, I'm so close. 561 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,726 - You like that? - Oh, she's gonna go. 562 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,046 She's gonna blast. - Magic fingers. 563 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,889 - [moans] 564 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,764 - If you were hoping to get a copy 565 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,247 of the popular video game Code of Ronin, 566 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,890 youTein for a disappointment. 567 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,809 The game's release will be delayed 568 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,321 due to a violent brawl which resulted 569 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,408 in one man accidentally stabbing himself 570 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,602 with a samurai sword. 571 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,324 - What the hell? 572 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,761 - Oh, my God, you're munching on my undies, dude. 573 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,451 - [screams, spitting] 574 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,006 - Whoa. - No, no, no, no! 575 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,009 - Jesus. I wouldn't have put those in my mouth. 576 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,249 - Get away from me. [spitting] 577 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,966 - All right, losers, I'm out of here. 578 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,686 - What? You knew the entire time? 579 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,450 - Yeah, duh, I knew. 580 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,204 - I pegged you as smart. 581 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,845 - And if you ever call me again, 582 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,964 I will upload this to Burning Camel. 583 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,969 - No! - So what? 584 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,366 It wouldn't be my first video. 585 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,891 - Bye! 586 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,729 Oh! 587 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,444 - Oh, my God. They're soggy, dude. 588 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,370 Jeez, you are working with some kissing juices, man. 589 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,642 - I know. - That's real. 590 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,886 - [sighs] Oh, my God. 591 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,203 - Yeah! Oh, man. - Yeah! 592 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,641 - It felt so good standing up for myself today, man. 593 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,127 I just wish Marshall wouldn't have fell 594 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,446 on his sword, that sucked. 595 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,324 - PCP, man, one hell of a drug. 596 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,408 Can't feel anything on it. 597 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,681 - Coming at ya. - Yep 598 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,723 - Uh-oh. all: Ooh! 599 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,604 - That one's gonna sting tomorrow, 600 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,245 but right now, it feels amazing. 601 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,249 - No way. - Yes. Yes, way. 602 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,169 - Yeah, there's blood. - Yeah. I'm bleeding? 603 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,611 - Yeah, it's through the shirt. - You know what? 604 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,484 I think we should move this to the face. 605 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,840 - Okay, sure. - Let's do- 606 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,769 I mean, we should be recording this. 607 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,405 - Yeah. You guys had a weird night. 608 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,409 Nothing weird happened here. 609 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,646 - Cool. - Great. 610 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,966 - I thought we were doing my thing. 611 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,445 [knock at door] - Someone's at the door. 612 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,369 You just got saved. 613 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,528 Saved by the knock is what I would call it. 614 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,371 - Hey, man, as a friend, I wanted to tell you first. 615 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,165 I banged The Darkness. I did. 616 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,248 She was waiting for a cab, and I hit her in the bushes. 617 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,850 - No, you didn't. 618 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,769 - Smell, dude. - I'm not- 619 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,325 - Take a whiff. 620 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,966 - [sniffs] Aw, damn it! 621 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,162 Dude, that smells good. 622 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,441 - Does it? - Yeah. 623 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,250 - Those fingers were in my butt, man. 624 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,691 - What? - I got you. 625 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,926 - Come on, man! Dude! - I got you, dude! 626 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,201 I didn't actually eff her. 627 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,890 So what's, uh- [stammering] 628 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,240 What's on the menu tonight? 629 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,323 - Nice. 630 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,204 [party horn blows] 631 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,089 - I'm going downtown too, buddy. - Oh, what'd you find? 632 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,366 - Oh, I found something real good. 633 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,845 I'm in. I'm in. 634 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,691 - [moans] Oh, yeah, guys, I'm so close. 635 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,040 - Oh, yeah. 636 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,764 - She has the tiniest little butt. 637 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,126 - Igothen - Oh, wait. 638 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,480 She is-She's working me. 639 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,931 - She's getting real wet, man.