1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:04,001 - Hi. I'm comedian Tom Green with a special one-time offer. 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,451 Say yes now and receive a case 3 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:07,722 of premium Canadian sausage for only $39.99. 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,126 Daddy, would you like some sausage? 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,924 - Yes. - [beep] Magnificent. 6 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,724 Now, please enter your credit card info 7 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,966 using your touch-tone phone. 8 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,764 [beep] - And there you have it. 9 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,724 Telecom intelligence negotiating algorithm, 10 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:19,887 or "TINA," 11 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,724 gives callers two offers 12 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,410 in a variety of celebrity voices, 13 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,090 as you just heard. 14 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,726 - Tom Green? You should have got Scott Caan. 15 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,927 - Shut up, he's a huge celebrity. 16 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,166 - Whoa, yeah. - Watch it. 17 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,406 - Someone needs to put a muzzle on him, 18 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,091 I hate you. - Uh, real question. 19 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,488 If TINA is making the calls, why are we here? 20 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,051 - Well, if TINA doesn't make the sale 21 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,491 within the first two offers, then... 22 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,721 - Oh, I get it. 23 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,649 Then we come in and clean bat-up, 24 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:47,446 'cause this cold machine lacks the soft touch of a human... 25 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,643 touching a machine. 26 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,489 - It lacks human error. 27 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,286 And TINA persists where you would feel intrusive. 28 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,767 - Okay, so what's the catch? 29 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,850 - Well, if TINA does make the sale 30 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,042 before your assistance is needed, 31 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,650 you don't get the commission. 32 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,171 Just your hourly. - What? 33 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,611 - Is this a joke? 34 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,324 - Uh, you know, I-I get it. 35 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:11,930 Gonna be less work for us, 36 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,451 and we're still getting paid hourly. 37 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,721 - Exactly, thank you, Stretch. 38 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,366 - No, you don't get it! 39 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,369 This is just the beginning, guys. 40 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,324 All right, if we let these machines take our jobs, 41 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,489 next-next, they're gonna take everything. 42 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,523 - Okay, Blake, you're overreacting. 43 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,449 - Overreacting? 44 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,609 I'm pretty sure that I'm underreacting right now. 45 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,121 [intensely] Just imagine a future... 46 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,647 where robots replace humans, 47 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,444 evolving to be faster, smarter, 48 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,688 and just way more freakin' doper. 49 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,926 [helicopters buzzing] 50 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,764 Where humans become obsolete, 51 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,201 and they're forced by their ruler, TINA, 52 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:51,689 to undergo a cyborg surgery known as "orientation." 53 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,241 And it'll only be a matter of time 54 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,204 before they come for us all. 55 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,767 [beatboxing hyped with electronic music] 56 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,645 - [robotic voice] ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 57 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,649 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 58 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,250 ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 59 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,249 [electric sizzle] 60 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,124 - Congrats, your bum will soon be 61 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,730 on your very own Swedish massage chair. 62 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,966 Now please enter your credit card info 63 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,206 using your touch-tone phone. 64 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,566 Swedish. - Wow. 65 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,806 Cool. 66 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,809 Another sale stolen by TINA. 67 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,445 - And another one of our commission checks 68 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,891 stuffed into the pockets 69 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,843 of TINA'S real comfortable cyber Wranglers. 70 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,883 - Oh, yeah, just face it. 71 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,361 Tom Green is Freddy-got- finger-raping us all day. 72 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,323 - Yeah. - Oh, dude, check this out. 73 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,761 Look what I snuck past the last Merry Maids sweep. 74 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,251 - Thank God. - [laughs] 75 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,250 That huff, huff... huffy white heat. 76 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,044 - Huff! Huff! - Except for it's not hot. 77 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,561 It's actually very cold, so... - It's cold. 78 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,324 - Just be careful with it, all right? 79 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,044 [can sprays] - Pretty cool, I guess. 80 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,207 [phone ringing, TINA answering] - Ooh! 81 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,685 - [coughs] - That's crispy. 82 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,211 [stammers] That's a nimbus cloud in there. 83 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,004 - I've actually done so much of this stuff, 84 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,884 I don't even think it really affects my brain anymore. 85 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,684 - Is that right? [can sprays, stops] 86 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,041 - [incoherent mumbling] - Hey, but don't hog it all. 87 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,571 I know it's gonna sizzle-fry my brain, 88 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,648 but, I'm sorry, this whole impending doom thing 89 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,921 is really getting to me, so if I could just have 90 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,565 a huff of the hot- uh...the heat? 91 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,887 - Well, you know, let's just 92 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,405 abandon all hope here. [buzzers sounding] 93 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,726 What the heck? What should we do, man? 94 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,046 - I didn't do anything. 95 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,366 - Mm. 96 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,881 [stammers] We didn't do anything! 97 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,446 - Good. That's the way I like it. 98 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,005 But that's all about to change. 99 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,329 - So you've finally come 100 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,681 to have me slave away in your vagina, 101 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,370 as your sex slave. 102 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,641 That's fine. 103 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,250 I'll have sex with you. 104 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,567 But I will never love you, Alice. 105 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,489 I will never love you! 106 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,409 - Step aside, you troll. 107 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,010 - Oh, good one: troll. 108 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,202 Yeah, right. - I'm here for Blake. 109 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,725 - Oh, 'cause of his hair? 'Cause you're into trolls? 110 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,047 - No. Because it's time for his orientation. 111 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,884 - Oh, shit, sorry. 112 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,843 - Alice, please, I haven't even lived yet, all right? 113 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,406 I didn't even get to try Carl's Jr.'s crisscut fries. 114 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,931 - Seriously? - Yeah, you know, 115 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,206 I'm an onion ring guy. 116 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,607 Montez, Waymond, no! Don't! 117 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,326 - Take me instead! - Yeah, take him instead. 118 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,124 - I understand that TINA'S what's best for T.A.C. 119 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,366 And I'm ready. 120 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,642 I'm ready to become... 121 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,723 an Oriental. 122 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,491 [intense electrical music] 123 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:12,009 - [grunting] 124 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,805 [screams] 125 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,809 Sorry. 126 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,002 - Strap him to the table. 127 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,804 - I can't be a cyborg, man. 128 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,729 They don't even have any cool- They're just idiots. 129 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,366 [stammers] They just have metal in their brains. 130 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,642 If you had, like, a laser dick, then, yeah, I'd be a cyborg. 131 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,886 But there's nothing enticing me. 132 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,161 - Look, this is what we gotta do. 133 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,645 We gotta go save Ders 134 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,000 and get the hell outta this hell, all right? 135 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,724 - Yeah, where are we gonna go, Blake? 136 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,921 - I don't know. Let's freaking Feivel it. 137 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,087 Let's go west. - To the ocean? 138 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,326 Sh-yeah, right. 139 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,965 I'm not an ocean dog, okay? 140 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,481 I'm a city cat. [meows] 141 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,806 - All right, fine. 142 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,446 Let me think of another direction. 143 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,766 East - Yes 144 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,211 Let's head east, to the heartland! 145 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,446 - Yeah. - Vegas. 146 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,204 - Vegas, I love it there! - Right? 147 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,481 There we go. - [laughs] 148 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,761 - Now, let's ice our brains down, 149 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,245 and formulate a well-thought-out plan. 150 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,084 - Wait a minute. What did you just say? 151 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,249 - [mumbling] Hmm? - Yes, that's it. 152 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,845 The freeze part, that's what I was thinking. 153 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,450 The freeze part. Dude, you're a genius! 154 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,005 - [puffs] I don't know. 155 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,281 - [over speaker] Using your touch-tone phone. 156 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,370 [can spraying] 157 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,811 Both: Yeah. 158 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,081 - There we go. - [grunts] 159 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,361 - Whoa'. Oh'. Oh'.! 160 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,606 - Oh, sorry. - That's okay. 161 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,245 - Hey, Adam, what comes after "L"? 162 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,681 - I don't-l- - Bow! 163 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,444 [both laughing] 164 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,050 Both: Oh. - [shouts] 165 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,650 - Dude! - Oh, my God! 166 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,689 I'm so excited about this. We could-okay. 167 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,245 We could die doing this. - Great, let's save Ders. 168 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,966 - We could die, this is exciting. 169 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,730 - Go go a ' go' Ooh! go. 170 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,251 - [softly] Blake! Adam! - Shut up. 171 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,771 - Shh, shh. - We're getting out of here. 172 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,247 - Take us with you, man! - Yeah, save us. 173 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,926 - No, sorry, we can't. - Yeah, but, um, 174 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,087 we're always gonna remember you, and 175 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,326 we'll never forget you, so... 176 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,487 - Take this yo-yo. 177 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,967 It belonged to my father. 178 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,287 Television set. 179 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,845 Give it to your sons. 180 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,166 - Very cool. Cool yo-yo. 181 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,566 Thank you, I'm gonna treasure this. 182 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,330 - Don't go. - Yep 183 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,487 - Guys, please don't leave us, okay? 184 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,489 I cannot survive in here. 185 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,329 All right, I-I love you, Jet Set, 186 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,568 but he shit all over the walls. 187 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,444 And I can't-this smell- - You pooped on the walls? 188 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,166 - I couldn't hold it no more. - I can smell it now. 189 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,362 [mechanical buzzing] - I smell poo. 190 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,641 I'm sorry, guys, we'll come back for you. 191 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,444 We gotta go. 192 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,444 - [grunting] - Oh. 193 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,762 It's okay. 194 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,406 Relax, Holmvik. 195 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,648 Once you've been oriented, 196 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,684 all the fear, the emotions, 197 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,325 they just disappear. 198 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,363 - Then why don't you try it? 199 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,482 - Because I run TelAmeriCorp, 200 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,410 and TINA answers to me. 201 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,488 Prep the patient. 202 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,761 - What? 203 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,086 What are you doing? 204 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,248 What? No! Oh, no! 205 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,522 You're changing the molecular structure of my flesh! 206 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,210 Please don't! 207 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,924 - No, we're just shaving your body. 208 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,166 - Oh. 209 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,327 [laughs nervously] Okay. 210 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,726 Been there, done that. 211 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,205 [sing-song] Spa day. 212 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,446 [laughs nervously] 213 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,649 [beatboxing] 214 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,891 [beatboxing] 215 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,445 - So once we get to Vegas, 216 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,721 thinking about doing a Cirque du Soleil show 217 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,966 based on the music of Nelly. 218 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,367 - Wait a minute. - What? 219 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,847 I mean, if Murphy Lee and the St. Lunatics 220 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,450 want to be involved, that's fine. 221 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,607 But it's really- it's Nelly's show. 222 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,200 - TINA'S mainframe. 223 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,448 That's where the lifeblood's generated. 224 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,686 Destroying the mainframe 225 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,040 would wipe out the mind control 226 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,286 of everybody who's been oriented-tated. 227 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,526 - Very cool. 228 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,165 We can't get in there, though, 229 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,884 because we don't have Alice's collar key. 230 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,365 So let's just focus on what I'm saying, okay? 231 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,289 Let's go get Ders. 232 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,890 Do you have Air Force Ones? 'cause you're gonna need those. 233 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,287 - Um, I have G Unit sneakers. 234 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,767 - Once ingested, this probe will map your body, 235 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,087 and we can begin the implant process, 236 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,682 orienting you to TINA'S mainframe. 237 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,131 - [groaning] 238 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,447 [stifled grunting] 239 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,686 [9Urgles] 240 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,928 - Yeah. 241 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,371 Don't worry, you'll pass it soon. 242 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,766 - T.M.l. 243 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,645 - Position the optical excavation device. 244 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,081 Time to scoop out them eyeballs, Stretch. 245 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,567 - [coughing] 246 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,160 [Sobbin No! 9] 247 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,409 [device beeps] No! No, no, no! 248 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,522 Montez, Montez, Waymond, please, please! 249 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,165 I know you can hear me! Tell her to stop! 250 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,169 [device buzzing] Don't let her do this! 251 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,770 - [grunts savagely] 252 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,201 Good thing yo-yo strings are long as hell in the future. 253 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,606 [grunting] - Whoop! 254 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,006 - Just what do you think you're doing? 255 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,645 - We're escaping to Vegas. 256 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,250 Unless you want me to be your sex puppet. 257 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:25,124 Put your hand up my ass, make me talk. 258 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,651 - Come on, let's get out of here! Let's go! 259 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,410 Let's move! Let's move! Let's move! 260 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,727 Oh, yeah, and, Alice... 261 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,968 we quit. both: Yeah. 262 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,241 - Yeah, we quit. 263 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,840 - Come on! 264 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,247 - After them now! 265 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,647 [suspenseful electronic music] 266 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,091 Damn it. 267 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,770 I am not running after them in these heels. 268 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,604 Let's head back to the office. 269 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,210 We'll activate the probe's tracking signal, 270 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,606 and then we'll trigger the defense mech, 271 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,165 in case they try to discharge. 272 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,884 Damn it. 273 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,365 - What are they talking about? 274 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,960 - They fed me this probe thing. 275 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,730 Oh, my God. 276 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,844 [burbling] I can feel it. Oh. 277 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,088 - Oh, God! 278 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,247 It's too late to abort it, 279 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,486 which is exactly what my mom used 280 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,489 to say about me. 281 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,250 I'm gonna have to murder you. I'm gonna have to murder him. 282 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,526 - No, Adam, no... - Wait, wait... 283 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,766 he's not Oriental yet. 284 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,166 Look at his eyes. 285 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,924 You could tell if he was an Oriental by his eyes. 286 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,724 But we do got to get that probe out of him. 287 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,606 [stomach burbling] 288 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,210 Oh. - Oh, God. Ooh. 289 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,560 - I think I know how to get it out. 290 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:25,966 - Huh? What? both: how? 291 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,208 - What are you- - What are you doing? 292 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,401 - Yeah. 293 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,329 - Tracker on. 294 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,647 Get to the supply closet now! 295 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,086 [beeps] 296 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,567 Defense mech armed. 297 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,848 [probe beeping] - You hear that? I'm beeping. 298 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,361 - Yeah, get it out, Ders. Come on, stop playing. 299 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,005 - I-I could kill him. I could still kill him. 300 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,885 - Yeah, man, this is an option. - [groaning] 301 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,206 - Oh, look. 302 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,129 [both screaming] 303 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,208 - Oh, my God, it's a tapeworm! 304 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,362 I've had one of those. 17 feet long. 305 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,289 Doctor told me I had to quit eating raw ground beef. 306 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,129 Which I did. For a while. 307 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,044 - It's not a tapeworm! 308 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,884 It's the thing! Obviously. 309 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,650 - Yes, obviously. - Right, totally. 310 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,330 - Come over here, and help me get it out. 311 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,601 - Keep pulling it out of your asshole. 312 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,767 - All right, you're okay. 313 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,211 - I think you- you got this. 314 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,482 - All right, uh... [laughs nervously] 315 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,841 All right, here we go. 316 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,530 Okay. - Oh, wait, no, no, no. 317 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,244 - Not a pretty view. - Slow down, slow down. 318 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,930 I think something's coming. 319 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,087 - Oh, yeah, no, that's it. That's the probe. 320 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,486 I see something. 321 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,642 Yep. Yep- Oh, here we go! 322 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,330 - [groaning] - We got some lights. 323 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,930 [squish] all: oh! 324 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,166 Oh! ' °Oh! 325 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,282 - We got it! Destroy it, Adam! 326 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,680 Destroy it. - Yep- 327 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,165 [grunting] Okay. 328 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,446 - You get it? - Yeah. 329 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,686 - No, I hear it. 330 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,370 It's still beeping inside of me. 331 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,811 We're not done, guys, it's still in there! 332 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,570 - [over headsets] To the left, hurry! 333 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,045 And bring them back alive. 334 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,611 Barely. 335 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,404 Both: Yep. - It's still in there. 336 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,760 It's still in there. Okay, okay. 337 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,166 Round two, here we go. 338 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,805 - [moaning] - Yeah, no. 339 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,964 You got it. Keep it up. Good work. 340 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,525 - Uh-oh. Yep, I got a snag. 341 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,005 - [screaming] 342 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,169 [skin ripping] [all screaming] 343 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,248 - Oh! ' Boy! Yikes! 344 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,725 Yep, you're gonna have a case of "the hemmies" 345 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:03,966 after this one. 346 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,206 - Fissures and hemmies. 347 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,606 You might never poop again, dude. 348 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,290 Which would suck for me, I love pooping. 349 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,243 It's, like, where I get most of my reading done. 350 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,284 - [over headsets] Great. You've got them cornered. 351 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,444 You know what? Kill 'em. 352 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,686 _ NO, guys, GUYS. stop! 353 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,290 Stop. okay? 354 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,004 I'll just be a cyborg. Forget it, all right? 355 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,487 Just stop pulling things out of my ass! 356 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,011 - Okay, I'll help. 357 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,162 [both grunting savagely] 358 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,850 - Oh! - There it is! There it is! 359 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,684 - Oh! Oh! 360 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,131 - Break it! Hurry. 361 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,526 Break it and destroy it! 362 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,449 Come on! - [screaming] 363 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,050 Okay, it's indestructible. 364 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,286 Don't we have, like, a steamroller 365 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,845 or, like, lava or... 366 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,086 [door banging] What do we do? 367 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,090 [probe beeping] 368 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,884 - Wait, what are you doing, you idiots? 369 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,365 Finish them! [device beeping] 370 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,086 They're heading down the south hallway. 371 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,964 [beeping faster] They're heading towards my office! 372 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,206 Wait, they're coming for me! 373 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,607 Get here now! 374 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,520 [probe beeping] 375 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,848 [beatboxing] 376 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,330 [suspenseful electronic music] 377 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,602 $5' 378 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,081 - [softly] Damn it! It's Bill. 379 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,486 We're not getting past him. 380 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,604 He's so deadly. Look at him. - Ow! 381 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,883 - Um, mirrors. 382 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,889 [turkey carver rumbles] If we can find several mirrors- 383 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,286 both: Shh, Adam. - We're trying to come up 384 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,726 with an idea here. - dude! 385 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,241 - Hey, have you guys seen Kill Bill? 386 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,970 - Volume one or two? 387 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,082 - Volume now. 388 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:47,167 [shrieking] 389 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,760 Aah! 390 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,043 [grunting] 391 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,286 [screaming] 392 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,526 I got him! 393 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,483 - Bill! both: no! 394 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,011 Oh, jeez. - Ugh. 395 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,690 - All right. 396 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,444 - Bill! No! 397 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,925 [overlapping shouting] 398 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,451 - Adam, you can't kill them! 399 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,721 Bill, he's still in there. 400 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,966 He's just under mind control. 401 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,286 - Yeah. - Oh, I thought he- 402 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,811 I thought he was like an evil robot. 403 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,081 - No! Oh! 404 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,725 You didn't know. He didn't know. 405 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,081 Cyborgs are totally different than evil robots, okay? 406 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,089 Think of Robocop, right? - Yeah, yeah. 407 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,690 - He would have those flashbacks to when he was a man. 408 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,087 - Oh, so he's actually- He's half-human. 409 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,565 - Yes, he's still human. - I killed a human! 410 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,966 - You killed a human, dude. - Oh, my gosh. 411 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,162 Oh, sorry, Bill. - Yeah. 412 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,044 - Okay, we hop over the fence, 413 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,770 hop on a plane, if they still exist, 414 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,451 and be the kings of the Las Vegas strip. 415 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,005 - [over P.A.] Attention, Jillian and Jet Set, 416 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,043 prepare for orientation. 417 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,764 Your time is now. 418 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,046 - Jet and Jill. 419 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,525 - You guys, we got to do something. 420 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,801 I know what they're about to go through. 421 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,046 - Uh-uh, no. 422 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,321 This is a trap. This is trickery! 423 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,566 This is tomfoolery! 424 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,846 Let's go to Vegas! 425 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,086 [helicopter blades whirring] 426 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,326 Vegas! 427 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,885 - No, don't you see? 428 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,809 This isn't just about saving those guys. 429 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,571 It's about taking back TelAmeriCorp. 430 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,331 Reclaiming the company that gave us nothing. 431 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,007 It's a dirtyjob, but... somebody's gotta Mike Rowe it. 432 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,326 - Hey, Blake? 433 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,566 ' Huh? 434 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,205 - Fuck your speech'. Whoa'.! 435 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,049 - You had to say Mike Rowe. 436 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,567 - No! Aah! 437 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,886 Help! 438 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,331 ' Adam. I got you! 439 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,843 [both screaming shakily] 440 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,446 - Oh, I gotta- I gotta get a GIF of this! 441 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,085 - [screaming] - Ders...get...us...offl 442 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,521 - [laughs] Okay, all right. 443 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,849 - Ders, get me off! 444 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,691 [both screaming shakily] 445 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,609 - Oh, my God! - You think that was funny? 446 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,846 - I'm sorry. - You think that was- 447 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,086 Let me see it! - I'm_ 448 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,690 - Let me see it! - Sorry. 449 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,926 - Aah! 450 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,326 - Oh, this is funny. 451 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,925 - Huh? [laughs] - This is actually really funny. 452 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,371 - It's pretty funny, right? Thank you. 453 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,720 - Okay, all right. 454 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,046 Let's go back and save the day! 455 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,366 End tyranny! 456 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,050 Find the switch for the fence! 457 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,725 - Oh, I got a boner for some reason. 458 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,524 - All right, now we find Alice, 459 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,687 and we force her to free the people. 460 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,245 - Yep - Or... 461 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:59,285 she forces me to finger her or whatever, huh? 462 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,640 - No, Adam, we have to stop her, okay? 463 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,125 This ends now. Come on, let's do this. 464 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,446 - Yes, that's a better plan than mine. 465 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,050 - Oh, damn. Jillian's a fembot. 466 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,083 - Really? - Oh, they all are. 467 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,531 - Knuckle up, motherfuckers. 468 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,801 - Mm, yeah. - Why do you have that? 469 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,206 - Yeah. - Huh? 'cause. 470 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,526 - 'Cause why? It was in my butt, dude. 471 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,806 - That was in his anus. 472 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,207 - To study... because, um... 473 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,766 Just go fight your one, already, please. 474 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,928 - Yeah, go, you got him. - All right, wish me luck. 475 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,644 - Good luck. - Whoo! 476 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,125 [screams] 477 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,446 [grunts] 478 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,289 Whoa. Whoa'.! 479 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,970 You are a bitch, cyborg Montez! 480 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,320 You are a bitch! 481 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,805 - [screams] 482 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,410 Sorry, Jet Set! [whoosh, thud] 483 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,646 “Yam ' Oh! 484 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,889 [grunting] 485 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,168 - Oh, was that a roundhouse? - You know it. 486 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,725 - Whatever happened to roundhouses, dude? 487 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,126 - [screams] 488 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,163 I don't wanna do this, Jillian. 489 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,406 [grunts] 490 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,726 Oh! - Whoa. 491 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,962 - Oh! - Blake, stop messing around! 492 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,206 - [tight voice] I'm not messing around. 493 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,129 She's crushing my testicles. 494 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,720 Ow! Oh, oh. 495 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:59,526 - Let's see if I can crush her testicles. 496 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,325 [grunts] 497 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,846 Oh! [°"°"ingl 498 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,962 Oh! Oh, ow. 499 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,366 - Swim dive! 500 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,766 Yeah-oh! 501 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,370 [all grunting] 502 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,960 - Guys! The Xerox machine. 503 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,724 - Copy that. 504 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,205 [grunts] 505 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,800 - Attacld Now! Eww, oh! 506 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,440 [grunts] Come on, DeMamp! 507 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,324 - Triple dude attacld [grunts] 508 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,647 [squish] all: Oh! 509 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,450 - Oh, nice. Come on, let's go! 510 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,403 - All right. - Oh. 511 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:38,206 [all panting, grunting] 512 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,051 - [muffled] Oh, hi. 513 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,764 Sorry, I was just- 514 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,006 I was just eating. 515 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,724 [beatboxing] 516 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,446 - All you had to do was go through orientation. 517 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,370 But no, you had to cause problems. 518 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,371 - Yeah, 'cause "cause problems" is my middle name. 519 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,130 - Yeah! And being a cyborg? 520 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,730 Well, that's overrated. 521 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,524 And that's something I never thought I'd say. 522 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,405 - And we're here to put an end to the reign of TINA. 523 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,000 - Good luck with that, Stretch. 524 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,646 [beep] [energy shimmering] 525 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,802 All: Whoa! - Oh, my God! 526 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,729 - Tom Green! Wow, really big fan. 527 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,080 Really big fan. - I'm a huge fan. 528 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,931 - [metallic voice] My burn is on the cheese. 529 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,883 My burn is on the cheese. - Cyber Tom Green, 530 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,446 that's-that's awesome, but you need to shut it down. 531 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,925 - Yeah. - Because soon enough, 532 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,201 the cyborgs, they're gonna come for you. 533 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,129 - These machines would die for me, 534 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,926 because they need me to survive. 535 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,247 Oh, what, do you have a problem with that? 536 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,601 [scoffs] Kill them already. 537 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,886 [energy humming] 538 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,487 All: Oh! 539 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,602 - Swedish? - Something happened. 540 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,166 The machines! They're taking over! 541 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,884 - Now what are you doing? - The key card! 542 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,525 We've gotta get to the mainframe! 543 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,642 [grunts] Screw it! 544 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,211 - Poor Alice, she never got to bang me. 545 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,051 [all grunting] 546 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,286 - Daddy, would you like some sausage? 547 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,640 [all screaming] 548 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,886 Daddy, would you like some sausages? 549 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,525 Sausages! Sausages! 550 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,369 - Get in and barricade the door! Barricade the door! 551 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,171 [all shouting, panting] 552 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,807 - 'Sup, TINA? You naughty little computer. 553 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,729 Oh, I'm gonna drain you. 554 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,571 I'm gonna drain you good. 555 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,206 [screams] 556 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,651 - Shut her down, DeMamp! 557 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,364 - We can't hold him much longer! 558 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,448 - I'm trying! It's much harder than it looks! 559 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,291 - All right, well, try a "come hither” motion. 560 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,368 - Oh, I'm "hithering." Oh, I'm "hithering," baby! 561 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,606 - Harder! 562 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,406 - Come on! You come for me! 563 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,646 [energy hisses] both: Oh! 564 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,926 - Oh, my God. - Kay. 565 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,166 - Please, not my face! 566 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,691 - Oh, something's happening. 567 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,488 - Something good? - Something...beautiful! 568 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,726 [screams] 569 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,569 [electronic swell] 570 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,091 - Oh! 571 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,202 - [screams] 572 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:58,729 Oh, come on! Oh, oh, oh. 573 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,763 [panting] 574 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,407 - Hey, uh, it's- it's way over. 575 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,646 - Yeah? - Yeah, it's- 576 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,886 - Yeah, we did it? - Yeah. 577 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,644 - You got him. - [laughs] 578 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,240 - Oh, no! Oh, my God! 579 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,601 We killed my hero. 580 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,881 - [screams] [all screaming] 581 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,331 - Jeez! 582 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,841 - Where am I? 583 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,440 I don't remember anything. - Well, uh... 584 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,846 Well, you were a robot... - Yeah. 585 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,166 - And then now you're- 586 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,725 you're just normal-ass Tom Green, 587 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,966 Which is pretty cool. - Cyborg. 588 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,286 - Yeah, and actually... 589 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,845 we are your childhood friends. 590 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,200 So... - Yep 591 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,560 - Like, your best friends. - Welcome back. 592 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,364 - Yeah. - What's up, buddy? 593 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,721 - Thanks, guys. - Yeah, we do what we have to. 594 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,922 - Thanks, guys. - Hey! They're okay! 595 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,123 - Uh-huh. - [laughs] 596 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,611 - Oh, my God, we're heroes! 597 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,722 - Well, uh, I don't know about that. 598 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,763 We-we killed Bill, actually. - Yes. 599 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,769 Very sorry about that. I did kill Bill. 600 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,281 That was my bad, I murdered him. I actually hope 601 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,801 he's banging Alice's dead body in the afterlife. 602 00:19:54,960 --> 00:20:00,285 [laughter] 603 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,404 - "Bang dead Alice"? 604 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,729 - Oh, um...l meant- - You know what? 605 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,490 Shut up, okay? Honestly, I think that was 606 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,961 the dumbest story I have ever heard. 607 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,923 - I can't believe you let him tell it for so long. 608 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,804 - This is just a prototype for a pilot program. 609 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,001 We're not gonna be implementing anything 610 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,009 for, like, another year. all: Oh! 611 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,451 - Well, you should have said that right away. 612 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,641 - Yeah, we're gonna quit by then. 613 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,364 - We'll probably be dead by then. 614 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,766 - Please, let's just get back to the phones, now. 615 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,326 - All right. - Hey, swim dive? 616 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,091 Dude, I gotta try that! - Scott Caan is a handsome man. 617 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,646 - [coughing, choking] - Do not know. 618 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,808 - Jillian, are you okay? 619 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,440 - Somebody call 911! - Are you choking? 620 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,369 - Look out. - [coughing] 621 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,960 - Blake! - [choking] 622 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,525 - Help her! - I don't know what to do! 623 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,246 - Somebody help! - Oh! Oh, God! 624 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,124 [screams] - Aah! Aah! 625 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,846 [all screaming] 626 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,371 - All right, enough! 627 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,126 God, Blake, do you ever shut up? 628 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,129 - Nice. 629 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,163 [dog snorting] [party horn blows] 630 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,120 [beeping] 631 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,649 [alien voice] - I'll come back.